attis
@tessellatedmachine.bsky.social
(she/it) 24
world’s most pathetic girlprince.
💞i love women💞
poly
world’s most pathetic girlprince.
💞i love women💞
poly
Lyft driver told me: “love your hair, you’re rocking that elf shit”
and I’ve never felt better
and I’ve never felt better
May 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Lyft driver told me: “love your hair, you’re rocking that elf shit”
and I’ve never felt better
and I’ve never felt better
elf ears are made to be bitten
April 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
elf ears are made to be bitten
Reposted by attis
I want to fuck an elf unprotected
April 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I want to fuck an elf unprotected
minecraft speed run history videos are always so funny because they’ll talk about someone named “girlgamer600” and show the most feminine looking skin on the screen and then immediately go “He revolutionized the [insert tech].”
April 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
minecraft speed run history videos are always so funny because they’ll talk about someone named “girlgamer600” and show the most feminine looking skin on the screen and then immediately go “He revolutionized the [insert tech].”
reading a book on a park bench EXTRA casually so everyone knows how cool and complex I am.
April 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
reading a book on a park bench EXTRA casually so everyone knows how cool and complex I am.
i want to make a substack, but i fear that this urge is basically the same as a cis guy going “I should make a podcast”
April 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i want to make a substack, but i fear that this urge is basically the same as a cis guy going “I should make a podcast”
my bedroom is looking pretty heteronormative, who wanna break the status quo ??
April 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
my bedroom is looking pretty heteronormative, who wanna break the status quo ??
died for a bit and resurrected with two yuri girlfriends. how is everyone
April 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
died for a bit and resurrected with two yuri girlfriends. how is everyone
straight up yearning it right now. and by “it”, haha well. let’s just say. My Beloved
February 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
straight up yearning it right now. and by “it”, haha well. let’s just say. My Beloved
hoping to impress girls with my low level knowledge of ancient art history. who wants to stay up late talking about steles ;)
February 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
hoping to impress girls with my low level knowledge of ancient art history. who wants to stay up late talking about steles ;)
vagueposting about relationship troubles is the new version of sorrowfully reciting poetry on a balcony
January 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
vagueposting about relationship troubles is the new version of sorrowfully reciting poetry on a balcony
another classic Attis “it’s nearly 3 AM and I want to chat someone’s ear off since I can’t sleep” type post
January 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM
another classic Attis “it’s nearly 3 AM and I want to chat someone’s ear off since I can’t sleep” type post
woke up and my tummy hurt ALREADY. day’s fucked, going back to bed :(
January 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
woke up and my tummy hurt ALREADY. day’s fucked, going back to bed :(
gone for a week and they took my riffing license away. tragic
January 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
gone for a week and they took my riffing license away. tragic
fun tip: the healthiest way to deal with emotional stress is to fish for compliments from cute people online
January 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
fun tip: the healthiest way to deal with emotional stress is to fish for compliments from cute people online
new doomer posting arc, please enjoy <3
January 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
new doomer posting arc, please enjoy <3
fuck this gay earth ^^
January 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
fuck this gay earth ^^
waking up way later than i expected to (2 pm) makes me feel like i died and got resurrected by the shittiest revive spell
January 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
waking up way later than i expected to (2 pm) makes me feel like i died and got resurrected by the shittiest revive spell
not to politics post, but I fucking love when liberals excuse blatant homophobia and transphobia because “it’s funny! you can take a joke right?”
no. explode.
no. explode.
January 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
not to politics post, but I fucking love when liberals excuse blatant homophobia and transphobia because “it’s funny! you can take a joke right?”
no. explode.
no. explode.
getting out of bed is a scam
January 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
getting out of bed is a scam
i am very proud of my ability to make myself cry at will, and i do use it for evil ^_^
January 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i am very proud of my ability to make myself cry at will, and i do use it for evil ^_^
@pocketfish.bsky.social is literally the funniest person on my timeline, everyone should go follow her if you haven’t already :3
January 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
@pocketfish.bsky.social is literally the funniest person on my timeline, everyone should go follow her if you haven’t already :3
why do i always feel the most talkative at 3 AM
January 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
why do i always feel the most talkative at 3 AM
crazy how college had my ass in a dorm for the first year. sharing a tiny ass room with a complete stranger sounds like hell now
January 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
crazy how college had my ass in a dorm for the first year. sharing a tiny ass room with a complete stranger sounds like hell now