Tess the Mess ❤︎︎
@tessco.bsky.social
Tess 29/she/her
woodland creature
🖤🏳️⚧️
woodland creature
🖤🏳️⚧️
I wish David Lynch was still alive, I desperately want to ask him his opinion on Wilmington, NC. He filmed Blue Velvet there, and references it in Wild at Heart. I grew up there, and I’ve always felt he understood that town perfectly
August 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I wish David Lynch was still alive, I desperately want to ask him his opinion on Wilmington, NC. He filmed Blue Velvet there, and references it in Wild at Heart. I grew up there, and I’ve always felt he understood that town perfectly
I stand upon dreams of my former self!
July 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I stand upon dreams of my former self!
Who knew I made such a big mistake not taking that job offer to move to the arctic circle, definitely regretting it now
July 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Who knew I made such a big mistake not taking that job offer to move to the arctic circle, definitely regretting it now
Someone needs to make a version of these with alcohol
May 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Someone needs to make a version of these with alcohol
(panderly) Australians have the sexiest accent
April 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
(panderly) Australians have the sexiest accent
It’s spring mania arc y’all get ready for it
April 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It’s spring mania arc y’all get ready for it
Reposted by Tess the Mess ❤︎︎
Women are allowed to do this.
March 8, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Women are allowed to do this.
I need to stop reading the news it’s going to give me a panic attack
February 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I need to stop reading the news it’s going to give me a panic attack
Your worst uncle right now: I can get drunker
January 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Your worst uncle right now: I can get drunker
Reposted by Tess the Mess ❤︎︎
Bussey Clinic
Bussey, IA
Bussey, IA
January 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Bussey Clinic
Bussey, IA
Bussey, IA
I have great sympathies for short people. It must be tough looking up peoples noses all day
January 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I have great sympathies for short people. It must be tough looking up peoples noses all day
Reposted by Tess the Mess ❤︎︎
'tiktok users would rather learn mandarin than read text posts' is like the funniest thing ive read all week
January 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
'tiktok users would rather learn mandarin than read text posts' is like the funniest thing ive read all week
Trans woman staring at a pallet of bricks “this town ain’t big enough for both of us”
January 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Trans woman staring at a pallet of bricks “this town ain’t big enough for both of us”
It’s wild to see the same extra shitty mobile game ads that were always in the domain of internet ad, being show on tv. Clearly a good sign
January 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It’s wild to see the same extra shitty mobile game ads that were always in the domain of internet ad, being show on tv. Clearly a good sign
Entering my “giving up” episode arc
January 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Entering my “giving up” episode arc
Bob’s Burgers fan at the gay club: Omg I love Tina!
January 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Bob’s Burgers fan at the gay club: Omg I love Tina!
damn bro, your knowledge of the arcane arts is formidable
January 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
damn bro, your knowledge of the arcane arts is formidable
I want to boop their noses
December 19, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I want to boop their noses
I need the holidays to be over. I long for the grey gloom of January
December 19, 2024 at 12:55 PM
I need the holidays to be over. I long for the grey gloom of January
Reposted by Tess the Mess ❤︎︎
squirrels have received an upgrade‼️
December 19, 2024 at 3:13 AM
squirrels have received an upgrade‼️
Airline pilots should get tattoos like sailors do for sailing around Cape Horn, maybe for difficult airports
December 11, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Airline pilots should get tattoos like sailors do for sailing around Cape Horn, maybe for difficult airports
Reposted by Tess the Mess ❤︎︎
we're Costco guys, of course we live in a slumbering giant's dream
December 10, 2024 at 3:03 PM
we're Costco guys, of course we live in a slumbering giant's dream