Tess, The Not-So-Terrible
@tessbennett.bsky.social
I'm bi-petsual (owned by a dog and a cat), silly sometimes, tired, and looking for the good in a screwed up mid-phase of life.
It won't be by the help of cowards in office. It's every-day Americans fed up with this bullshit who have the secret police on the run. We are saving us.
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It won't be by the help of cowards in office. It's every-day Americans fed up with this bullshit who have the secret police on the run. We are saving us.
I read this a few minutes early. My current cocktail is diet coke and vodka. It is literally 6:23 p.m.
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I read this a few minutes early. My current cocktail is diet coke and vodka. It is literally 6:23 p.m.
I couldn't love this more.
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I couldn't love this more.
Maybe Lady G should say it again, but slower. He might get it the second time. Whisky Pete doesn't have presidential immunity.
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Maybe Lady G should say it again, but slower. He might get it the second time. Whisky Pete doesn't have presidential immunity.
Kelly is out here workshopping a sliding scale for p3dos. How much was she paid to put this into words for the public to hear? We all know her source on "virtually everything" about Epstein was Trump, right?
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Kelly is out here workshopping a sliding scale for p3dos. How much was she paid to put this into words for the public to hear? We all know her source on "virtually everything" about Epstein was Trump, right?
Patriotism doesnt pay the rent, Duffy. Requiring work from people you are not paying is slavery. The GOP govt broke the contract, they don't get to make threats now.
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Patriotism doesnt pay the rent, Duffy. Requiring work from people you are not paying is slavery. The GOP govt broke the contract, they don't get to make threats now.
"Who is standing for them"?! It wasn't Dem leadership who orchestrated this full surrender in exchange for dick. What a slap in the face to voters who were loud in what they wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Who is standing for them"?! It wasn't Dem leadership who orchestrated this full surrender in exchange for dick. What a slap in the face to voters who were loud in what they wanted.
Just thinking out loud, but what was the rush to do this now? Trump being allowed to withhold SNAP payments should have a final ruling this week from the 1st circuit. Dems caved before Trump's leverage of starving folks was removed.
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Just thinking out loud, but what was the rush to do this now? Trump being allowed to withhold SNAP payments should have a final ruling this week from the 1st circuit. Dems caved before Trump's leverage of starving folks was removed.
No shit, Shaheen. This was all orchestrated to try keeping the blowback off of Schumer. They betrayed us, again.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
No shit, Shaheen. This was all orchestrated to try keeping the blowback off of Schumer. They betrayed us, again.
Who put this surrender deal together if it wasn't Schumer? His old ass needs to go.
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Who put this surrender deal together if it wasn't Schumer? His old ass needs to go.
Trump: "He only fainted. I've had strokes! Where's my attention?"
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Trump: "He only fainted. I've had strokes! Where's my attention?"
Charlemagne the God telling Dems to quit since healthcare rates are already set for the year is insane. Dems betraying voters by giving up for nothing after a few office wins scream "fuck you" to voters, too.
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Charlemagne the God telling Dems to quit since healthcare rates are already set for the year is insane. Dems betraying voters by giving up for nothing after a few office wins scream "fuck you" to voters, too.
MTG is really salty about Trump squashing her Senate run hopes. She had no sudden enlightenment, she's just making loud noises that I'm definitely enjoying.
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
MTG is really salty about Trump squashing her Senate run hopes. She had no sudden enlightenment, she's just making loud noises that I'm definitely enjoying.
Sometimes I'm a little slow in the uptake. Does this mean they all knew this was coming and approved it ahead of time, while the rest of us watch in horror?
October 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Sometimes I'm a little slow in the uptake. Does this mean they all knew this was coming and approved it ahead of time, while the rest of us watch in horror?
Noted, recognizing relevance in the same race confuses you.
October 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Noted, recognizing relevance in the same race confuses you.
Sweet, simple child in the video: American conservatives aren't worried about the overall drop in America's birthrate. They're worried about white people being outpaced by minorities.
October 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Sweet, simple child in the video: American conservatives aren't worried about the overall drop in America's birthrate. They're worried about white people being outpaced by minorities.
You're telling us Cuomo AND Adams, who were both asking Trump for help in the Mayor's race, were fully running as Democrats?
October 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You're telling us Cuomo AND Adams, who were both asking Trump for help in the Mayor's race, were fully running as Democrats?
Funny how Cuomo's own campaign ad says he'd suck at everything except being boss. That old Trump-begging sex pest can fuck all the way off.
October 17, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Funny how Cuomo's own campaign ad says he'd suck at everything except being boss. That old Trump-begging sex pest can fuck all the way off.
Trump looks more like a lizard every day. Bloody hell.
October 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Trump looks more like a lizard every day. Bloody hell.
Or...that asshole got drunk and said some things he can't un-say. 🤔
October 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Or...that asshole got drunk and said some things he can't un-say. 🤔
"We're gonna turn it on, we're gonna bring you the power!"
October 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
"We're gonna turn it on, we're gonna bring you the power!"
Okay, let's say that there are way more than enough votes to approve releasing the Epstein files. Does anyone really expect this DOJ to just hand over that information?
October 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Okay, let's say that there are way more than enough votes to approve releasing the Epstein files. Does anyone really expect this DOJ to just hand over that information?
Weird how Tomi has only the word "people" in quotes instead of "my people" - like she's not even bothering to mask that she sees the undocumented as sub-human.
October 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Weird how Tomi has only the word "people" in quotes instead of "my people" - like she's not even bothering to mask that she sees the undocumented as sub-human.
Maybe ICE was fearful that those thoughts and prayers were gonna help this time.
October 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Maybe ICE was fearful that those thoughts and prayers were gonna help this time.
I wonder if Chapelle brought Elon Musk out to awkwardly jump around on the stage.
October 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I wonder if Chapelle brought Elon Musk out to awkwardly jump around on the stage.