tessa lylah
@tessaxlylahx.bsky.social
Wifey. Mother x3. Mastered it x2. Corporate Baddie. Repost ≠ Endorsement. Views reflect myself and not that of my employer.
Someone on TikTok called me a drug dealer’s girlfriend all because I listed the catholic school I went to on my betrayal list. So, since I’m a “drug dealers girlfriend”, here’s so photos of me and my “boyfriend”
October 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Someone on TikTok called me a drug dealer’s girlfriend all because I listed the catholic school I went to on my betrayal list. So, since I’m a “drug dealers girlfriend”, here’s so photos of me and my “boyfriend”
Finally felt comfortable in my skin to wear my natural curls.
September 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Finally felt comfortable in my skin to wear my natural curls.
First date night as a married couple, my second favorite concert we’ve been to this year. @hozier.bsky.social, the human that you are. Thank you.
July 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
First date night as a married couple, my second favorite concert we’ve been to this year. @hozier.bsky.social, the human that you are. Thank you.
Super exciting news: I’m officially a wife! I got the chance to marry my best friend and the absolute love of my life in Chicago on the eve of America’s Independence.
July 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Super exciting news: I’m officially a wife! I got the chance to marry my best friend and the absolute love of my life in Chicago on the eve of America’s Independence.
The Humeniak family just grew by one more 💕 (disregard the scratched out face, we’re protecting our son’s identity)
June 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The Humeniak family just grew by one more 💕 (disregard the scratched out face, we’re protecting our son’s identity)
We got our engagement photos back and…
May 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
We got our engagement photos back and…
Marriage at 34 & 37: Peaky Blinders, Pizza and hoodies lol
May 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Marriage at 34 & 37: Peaky Blinders, Pizza and hoodies lol
Took our engagement photos today and got these Polaroid sneak peaks.
May 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Took our engagement photos today and got these Polaroid sneak peaks.
My bestie, my lover, my wife ❤️
May 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My bestie, my lover, my wife ❤️
My amazing wife got one of the best pictures of me I’ve seen in well over 10 years.
April 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My amazing wife got one of the best pictures of me I’ve seen in well over 10 years.
Rare footage of me starting on my half sleeve and trying to stay awake lol
March 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Rare footage of me starting on my half sleeve and trying to stay awake lol
Soooo someone on one of my other socials found out I was dating a White woman. They then proceeded to go on a long ass rant about how I’m no longer pro-Black all because of who I love. I want to make it’s abundantly clear, my Blackness does not hinge on who I love.
February 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Soooo someone on one of my other socials found out I was dating a White woman. They then proceeded to go on a long ass rant about how I’m no longer pro-Black all because of who I love. I want to make it’s abundantly clear, my Blackness does not hinge on who I love.
And the crowd was, silent because this had been known for years. As a Black woman in healthcare, I wish I wasn’t unsurprised by this.
February 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
And the crowd was, silent because this had been known for years. As a Black woman in healthcare, I wish I wasn’t unsurprised by this.
I did (my) version of glam makeup (see below) for our first date and I just hope she know that shit ain’t happening again anytime soon. She getting soft/ clean girl makeup now. That shit took me like an hour to complete.
February 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I did (my) version of glam makeup (see below) for our first date and I just hope she know that shit ain’t happening again anytime soon. She getting soft/ clean girl makeup now. That shit took me like an hour to complete.
Been in hiding for a hot minute, but I’m back outside
January 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Been in hiding for a hot minute, but I’m back outside
Say sike right mf’n now!!
January 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Say sike right mf’n now!!
Shoutout to this cutie for being efficient in doing her business because it’s cold af lol
January 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Shoutout to this cutie for being efficient in doing her business because it’s cold af lol
I don’t think y’all really understand how much I LOVE my dog. She’s literally one of the best things to happen to me.
January 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I don’t think y’all really understand how much I LOVE my dog. She’s literally one of the best things to happen to me.
Like, I real life love her and my human child so much. I love my human child more due to almost dying during labor, but Chicago has given me so much joy as well. I’m so happy with my babies
December 22, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Like, I real life love her and my human child so much. I love my human child more due to almost dying during labor, but Chicago has given me so much joy as well. I’m so happy with my babies