Tessa Novak
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Tessa Novak
@tessawrites.bsky.social
Writer, web designer, geek, pedant, floccinaucinihilipilificatrix, night witch, squirrel. She/her.
Oh, THAT’S what it reminded me of.
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I was SO happy when I heard the news this morning.
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
That’s gonna sound real weird if you’re not actually riffing on Steve Martin 🤣
October 29, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Hey, omelet du fromage.
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Disabled! Single mom! Having a panic attack! No idea what I’ll do without SNAP next month.

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October 22, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Before my older kid got diagnosed, his dad said that the problems he was having at my house were all related to my parenting and there was no point in discussing them as a family. Joke’s on him! It was schizophrenia. (Moms know when something isn’t right.)
October 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Suddenly I want to go do a crime in France.
October 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Oooh! Adding that to my list
July 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
OOOOOH
June 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
They fucking hung up on me.
June 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Almost at 3.5 hours. 4 callers ahead of me. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
June 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM