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Tessellated Tessa
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Just a girl, with a few lines
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What’s your favourite Pokémon?
Wrong answers only.
Roz from Monsters Inc
April 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Bring on the drama

#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia
#FinalDinnerParty
Katie from MAFS Australia Season 12 wearing her fabulous crocodile necklace says "Let's go girls"
March 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Okay, if we're going to do this, let's get it done

#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia
Lizzie (a bride from a previous season) with a quizzical look on her face
March 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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"Diane, 11:30 a.m., February Twenty-fourth. Entering the town of Twin Peaks ..."
Agent Dale Cooper in the car, driving into the town of Twin Peaks "Diane, 11:30 a.m., February Twenty-fourth. Entering the town of Twin Peaks ..."
February 24, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Ready for Mel's furrowed brow

#CommitmentCeremony
#MAFSAU. #MAFS
Mel looking sceptical
February 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Are you sitting at home waiting for #IfYouAreTheOne to start?

#IYATO
One of the single ladies on If You Are The One says to a candidate, "From what I can see, you're rather boring."
February 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Get him John

#CommitmentCeremony
#MAFSAU #MAFS
John Aiken frowning
February 16, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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One of my favourite shows is back on SBS tonight - Yuan Lai Fei Cheng Wu Rao, known as If You Are The One in Australia.

I love the women's brutal honesty and the savage rejections.
On a pink background are the words If you are the one with a picture of Meng Fei
February 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Tim and Jake saying goodbye

#MAFSAU #MAFS
Where's Wally and his dark nemesis
February 10, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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John listening to Katie talk about Thumb's checklist

#CommitmentCeremony
#MAFSAU #MAFS
John Aiken frowning
February 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Happy Transgender Day of Visibility to all Trans and Gender Non-conforming people 💖🏳️‍⚧️
A pink tile with white text which reads "TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY MARCH 31ST". There's a light skinned hand in the bottom right corner holding a trans pride flag.
March 31, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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Tori and Jack

#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
Elaine Benis from Seinfeld says its FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE!
March 25, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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I have only one thing to say to Ridge
Valerie from The Princess Bridge calls Miracle Max a LIAAAAR!
March 24, 2024 at 8:40 AM
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The Chicks wrote a song about him
A still from The Chicks' song Gaslighter. The band members are standing in a line side on. Superimposed over the top is the word GASLIGHTER repeated over and over in red lettering.
February 13, 2024 at 9:02 AM
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A farengi character from Star Trek with the caption FFEEEEMALES
February 7, 2024 at 9:11 AM
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Twin Peaks S02E09 Arbitrary Law

That gum you like is going to come back in style.
Hank Worden as The Waiter. He's giving the thumbs up.
October 20, 2023 at 10:03 AM
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Twin Peaks S01E08 The Last Evening

I've always loved Catherine Martell's brand of dgaf.

RIP Piper Laurie 🩷
Piper Laurie as Catherine Martell in Twin Peaks
October 16, 2023 at 1:40 AM
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Twin Peaks S1E05 The One-Armed Man

"I suppose room service is too much to expect of this rusticated mildew farm."
The facade of the Timber Falls hotel.
September 10, 2023 at 12:29 PM
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That gum you like is going to come back in style.
September 10, 2023 at 4:25 AM
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Audrey Horne's dancing
Sherilyn Fenn as Audrey Horne sways in time to the music played on the jukebox at the diner
September 10, 2023 at 4:08 AM
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*The* line
Agent Dale Cooper says, "You know, this is, excuse me, a damn five cup of coffee."
September 10, 2023 at 2:42 AM
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Twin Peaks S1E01 The Pilot

"Gone fishing."
Jack Nance as Pete Martell An older white guy with grey hair and moustache wearing a lumberjack coat and a hat. He's carrying a flask and fishing rod. On his face is a look of confusion as he spots something on the shore.
September 3, 2023 at 12:14 AM
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This weekend, starting a rewatch of one of my favourites.
A female Varied Thrush sits on a branch of a pine tree.
September 2, 2023 at 8:59 AM
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So... All dolled up and nowhere to go.
Guy Pearce as Felicia in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Guy is wearing a silver sequined bodysuit and headpiece, and immaculate makeup in silvers and blues. Guy is surrounded by desert and over his right shoulder is Priscilla, the bus.
August 26, 2023 at 8:52 AM