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Tessaract
@tessaract.gay
she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ | 25+ | autistic + (cptsd × ocd)
🎥 youtube.com/@tessaract_spl
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backline for @11ft8.ink
creator of scrolls.tessaract.gay
wellstring propagandist

pfp - @glackattack.bsky.social
felt weird not having a team tag for a while
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ahh there we go, finished it
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I'm also contractually obligated to point out that's the same font in the Fire Emblem Engage logo

My autistic ass knows ITC Avant Garde Gothic Demibold when I see it (definitely didn't need to look up the name)
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
cleared my calendar 🫡
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
ended up with this as a tier list for wellstring. bit more confident on some placements compared to the first draft I made.

also drastically underestimated my ability to ramble, I had way more planned 😵‍💫
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
got it boss 🫡
#splatoonclips
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
this one has real spoilers
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
thoughts about the show (no direct spoilers but you should go in blind if y'all haven't seen it)
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You're *supposed* to want to get in for practice (by doing pickups with other people in your tier of plus server), but some just want the +3 or +2 on their sendou page.

The whole thing has morphed from access to strong players to being in the right circles (or apparently playing the right wep)
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You're good. It's confusing because a lot of people don't care about the pickup/practice elements

Since most people get in by voting, and requires someone already in a server above you to vouch, it's a combination of being good and being likeable/networking
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
everyone talks about zooka being a lottery special, and yes hammer is inconsistent.

But this special is a fucking coin flip sometimes 😵‍💫
#compsplatoon
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
So the racism is ok when they're hot?
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Splattercolor screen pride flag (the flag also makes a constant static noise)
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
for this to be true, wouldn't we need more transfems on brellas/stringers?

But I'm proud to be in the top 1% 🤭
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
New Mem Cakes video for Rapid Pro Deco! Captioning my thoughts for a tower match and two wildly different clams games

Link ⇒ www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDSA...
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Sunken Scrolls update!
scrolls.tessaract.gay
- decav guide video
- aim guide video
- additional HD assets (including previously unreleased ones!)
- wrist stretches
- spec cam video
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
November 6, 2025 at 11:03 AM
just imagine what a Splatoon × Foamstars crossover could've been
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
hyperdive but you skip the part where you actually fight the enemy to die and also take the dive part literally

yes they just did this the entire match after a single enemy push :/
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
trying to break big bubbler with inkjet 😞
#highdivsplatoon
November 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Also the original chiropractor learned it FROM A GHOST
November 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Golfing doesn't get enough hate
November 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Wait I think understand, @pjackkchallenge.bsky.social is the one trying to save me. Thank you sendouq preacher man, I get it now
November 1, 2025 at 11:38 AM
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM