Adobe is always like “Want to use AI to summarize this PDF? 😀” which seems to fundamentally misunderstand why we open PDFs in the first place. If a summary were good enough, I wouldn’t have opened it in the first place lol

Hey thanks for your email! I appreciate that this feels really urgent on your end, but unfortunately I’m preoccupied with how badly I want a panini right now.

You know what would be a good use case for AI that I haven’t seen yet? Brand standards uniformity in PowerPoint presentations.

For example: when some slides include bullet points that end in periods and others don’t, I wish I could unify all of those at once, not manually slide by slide.

If we want to have productive discussions about “non-attorney ownership of law firms,” we should be more precise in our words.

For example, I think VC and PE money in law firms raises very different ethical issues than whether or not non-attorney firm employees should be allowed to profit share.

Boy, I sure am glad we’re rolling back these suffocating woke policies that — *checks notes* — made bankers think twice before calling people r*tards and p*ssies at work

I wish I could migrate my best tweets over here lol

If I were a laptop manufacturer, I would simply put USB-C charging ports on BOTH sides so you could plug your charger into whichever one is more convenient

My current enemy is any conference that makes you fill out a ton of registration information just to get the pricing

Helped a friend with her writing this weekend and she called me ChatGPTessa

Keep forgetting I should be posting here now!! Hi everyone!

Keep forgetting that I have this app 😬 anyone else?

I suppose I should get used to posting on here following the twitter rebrand :/

Hi