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Dirk Strider (Ultimate edition) | The cycle must end.
@tessallated.bsky.social
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Dirk Strider enthusiast & Pesterchum admin.
Sysmates with @tachytelia.bsky.social

So if your wings don’t find you heaven,
I will bring it down like an ancient bygone.

@apotheosisgravitas.bsky.social
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I’ve breached containment.
A photo of the interior of LA Union Station.
October 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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hey evil and fucked up egbert i have a question

what happened here
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August 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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EVERYBODY SHUT UP.
May 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Genuinely just paranoia look at this shit.
May 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Speak of the devil.
May 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I am a thief and I’m proud. Slams this on the table and leans back in my chair.
March 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Heh.
March 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Do you guys think Karkat may like Project Zomboid.
A screenshot from Steam regarding the game Project Zomboid, reading: TIME PLAYED Last two weeks: 56.9 hours Total: 58.7 hours
March 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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March 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Take care.
February 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Holy shit.
Screenshot of bluesky notifications saying “God and one other liked your post.” The following post begins with “please god.” This is stupidly funny to me where did this guy come from.
February 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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February 8, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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January 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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It happened again.
January 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I am canceling @twistedtimelines.scratchware.net for being ponyphobic….
DIVY: i deserve to be on hsbs struggles DIETRICH: You deserve pain and suffering for making me put Scootaloo in the bindle. DIVY: I HATE PONIES!! /j DIETRICH: GET YOUR PONYPHOBIA OUT OF HERE!!! DIVY: ALL HORSES DESERVE DEATH!! /j
December 13, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?
December 12, 2024 at 11:43 AM
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Post canceled got the funniest at the same time notifications ever.
December 12, 2024 at 8:56 AM
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Frost, on the topic of Orange Jake:
“LET FROST SEE THIS” Imagine. A long line of Jake Englishs. All of them have been color swapped to have the coloration of Dirk Strider. White hair, bright orange eyes. It’s horrific. Frost: “Maybe I did prefer the zombies.” Frost: “I never even met him and I still know this is a horrific crime against nature.”
December 12, 2024 at 6:55 AM
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I’m normal and can be trusted with the ability to screenshot my headmates talking.
Frost: You have knees? Dorian: STARTS WITH A K. Dorian: You are a twenty year old teenager. Frost: Do you hear the words that come out of your mouth, old man?
December 11, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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I’m obligated to do this because I saw it while scrolling thanks guys.
“Before the year ends… qrt this tweet and give your honest thoughts about me?” Followed by a cute, surprised, blushing emoji with wide eyes and no mouth.
December 11, 2024 at 9:19 PM