Tony Thee Tescadero
@tescadero.bsky.social
Most popular nobody of all time.
Sith Lord. Comic Geek. Cinephile. Bartender. Former Music Maker. Veteran. Sagitterrorist. Yankees!
Sith Lord. Comic Geek. Cinephile. Bartender. Former Music Maker. Veteran. Sagitterrorist. Yankees!
Tonight's Twilight Zone episode, "Walking Distance"
October 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Tonight's Twilight Zone episode, "Walking Distance"
Arby's got steak nuggets. Hold all my calls.
October 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Arby's got steak nuggets. Hold all my calls.
See, conservatives nowadays aren't the Archie Bunkers of the past. These jackasses are the kind of idiots that side how they side,but know all of V's lines in "V for Vendetta"
October 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
See, conservatives nowadays aren't the Archie Bunkers of the past. These jackasses are the kind of idiots that side how they side,but know all of V's lines in "V for Vendetta"
I am a Hinge celebrity.
October 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I am a Hinge celebrity.
10 day movie challenge: I post just an image, no explanation, no hot takes, from 10 movies that had an impact on me. 10 movies, 10 images, no explanations. #film #movies #filmchallenge Day 10:
July 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
10 day movie challenge: I post just an image, no explanation, no hot takes, from 10 movies that had an impact on me. 10 movies, 10 images, no explanations. #film #movies #filmchallenge Day 10:
10 day movie challenge: I post just an image, no explanation, no hot takes, from 10 movies that had an impact on me. 10 movies, 10 images, no explanations. #film #movies #filmchallenge Day 9:
July 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
10 day movie challenge: I post just an image, no explanation, no hot takes, from 10 movies that had an impact on me. 10 movies, 10 images, no explanations. #film #movies #filmchallenge Day 9:
10 day movie challenge: I post just an image, no explanation, from 10 movies that had an impact on me. 10 movies, 10 images, no explanations. #movies #film #filmchallenge Day 2:
July 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
10 day movie challenge: I post just an image, no explanation, from 10 movies that had an impact on me. 10 movies, 10 images, no explanations. #movies #film #filmchallenge Day 2:
10 day movie challenge: I post just an image, no explanation, from 10 movies that had an impact on me. 10 movies, 10 images, no explanations. #movies #film #filmchallenge
Day 1:
Day 1:
July 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
10 day movie challenge: I post just an image, no explanation, from 10 movies that had an impact on me. 10 movies, 10 images, no explanations. #movies #film #filmchallenge
Day 1:
Day 1:
I don't know man... maybe like... my soulmate died already. lol. idk.
July 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I don't know man... maybe like... my soulmate died already. lol. idk.
After all these years we finally learn it was The Entity in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase.
#missionimpossible
#missionimpossible
June 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
After all these years we finally learn it was The Entity in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase.
#missionimpossible
#missionimpossible
When Jesus said, "how about avert your eyes to avoid lust" instead of immediately agreeing, I should've kept reading to the part where he also said, "if that don''t work tell them hoes to not dress like hoes"
April 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
When Jesus said, "how about avert your eyes to avoid lust" instead of immediately agreeing, I should've kept reading to the part where he also said, "if that don''t work tell them hoes to not dress like hoes"
How dumb do you feel sneaking to go through my phone just to see women rejecting me?
March 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM
How dumb do you feel sneaking to go through my phone just to see women rejecting me?
Orioles spanked Canada ass tonight. Like they was hitting off a tee
March 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Orioles spanked Canada ass tonight. Like they was hitting off a tee
My cousin once asked me who my heroes were.
I said, "Peter Parker... Steve Rogers... Zack Fair..."
He interrupted me, "aye aye, real people"
But my retort was "real people can disappoint you"
I said, "Peter Parker... Steve Rogers... Zack Fair..."
He interrupted me, "aye aye, real people"
But my retort was "real people can disappoint you"
March 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My cousin once asked me who my heroes were.
I said, "Peter Parker... Steve Rogers... Zack Fair..."
He interrupted me, "aye aye, real people"
But my retort was "real people can disappoint you"
I said, "Peter Parker... Steve Rogers... Zack Fair..."
He interrupted me, "aye aye, real people"
But my retort was "real people can disappoint you"
...and now he wants the street changed.
March 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
...and now he wants the street changed.
I totally get it.
If you teach kids about diversity, sexuality, gay rights, etc. it'll make the kids gay.
Just like kids learning about a strictly white American history have clearly become closet racists, selective Bible thumpers and short sighted bigots.
If you teach kids about diversity, sexuality, gay rights, etc. it'll make the kids gay.
Just like kids learning about a strictly white American history have clearly become closet racists, selective Bible thumpers and short sighted bigots.
January 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I totally get it.
If you teach kids about diversity, sexuality, gay rights, etc. it'll make the kids gay.
Just like kids learning about a strictly white American history have clearly become closet racists, selective Bible thumpers and short sighted bigots.
If you teach kids about diversity, sexuality, gay rights, etc. it'll make the kids gay.
Just like kids learning about a strictly white American history have clearly become closet racists, selective Bible thumpers and short sighted bigots.
The chemistry between Amber Ruffing and honorary black woman, Michael Ian Black is top tier.
I miss the show, cannot wait for it to return, and as a proud 80/90s kid, one- the MIB is mad underated... And two- WHY are we just now getting these two together?
I miss the show, cannot wait for it to return, and as a proud 80/90s kid, one- the MIB is mad underated... And two- WHY are we just now getting these two together?
January 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The chemistry between Amber Ruffing and honorary black woman, Michael Ian Black is top tier.
I miss the show, cannot wait for it to return, and as a proud 80/90s kid, one- the MIB is mad underated... And two- WHY are we just now getting these two together?
I miss the show, cannot wait for it to return, and as a proud 80/90s kid, one- the MIB is mad underated... And two- WHY are we just now getting these two together?
January 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Reposted by Tony Thee Tescadero
elon you woke ass sumbitch piece of sheit me & the boys challange you to a good old fashioned niagara falls barrel race— lets get fuckin wet
January 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
elon you woke ass sumbitch piece of sheit me & the boys challange you to a good old fashioned niagara falls barrel race— lets get fuckin wet
This that shit that y'all wanted.
This shit sounds like GOD don't it?
This shit sounds like GOD don't it?
December 21, 2024 at 10:11 PM
This that shit that y'all wanted.
This shit sounds like GOD don't it?
This shit sounds like GOD don't it?
Some erections have consequences
December 11, 2024 at 9:28 AM
Some erections have consequences
I guess what pisses me off the most about "From" and the dorks defending it is how blatantly the show wants to be "Wayward Pines"
It fails in every aspect though.
It fails in every aspect though.
December 2, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I guess what pisses me off the most about "From" and the dorks defending it is how blatantly the show wants to be "Wayward Pines"
It fails in every aspect though.
It fails in every aspect though.