There's a lot to complain about with that company, but they've got some great stuff going on that people willfully ignore

If I had a dollar for everytime a gamer ignorantly complained about an Ubisoft game without playing it, I could single handily save the company from financial ruin

Sexy turkey outfit when?

Today I said to myself "I should use Twitter. It will help me grow" and then I instantly saw a PragerU ad yelling about the 'liberal agenda'

That app couldn't be trying harder to turn me away

Yo whoever that number 2 is seems sick

Two concert films for one tour, they've gotta be raking in BANK

I've always wondered if Vtubers with glasses do this. Like would someone get smaller frames so they have more eye expression?

You inspired me
Here's my drawing of a duel involving a cowboy with 12 guns
Also known as a 'Dozen Draw'

That's just your body getting in tune with the rhythms of caffeine. "Drink more" the song sings.
Or it's your heart exploding. One of the two

Jake's got that "I just woke up. Turn off the lights. Leave me alone" look

It always bugs me to think that I will go my whole life not witnessing beautiful art because there's just not enough time

He's definitely less fun after the prologue but I think making Arno more distinct from Ezio was good, as otherwise he would just feel like a rip off (and I already think he is to a degree). Plus I think his relationship with Elise is probably the strongest part of Unity's writing. That or Bellec

They could have had a greasy (french) fuck boy who beats up Napoleon, but Ubisoft are cowards

Aayyy, that's me!