How do you get the dog to crap on demand?

Almost all??

*plays "The Slow Train" by Flanders and Swann*

Agree. He was brilliant in "The Good Place" too.

That's a grey!

Happens down here in Dorset too.

Never too early!

Good morning Chris. Always interested to read your daily rosters. I'm long retired now but the first 10 years of my working life commuting from Stoneleigh, then 3 from Farnham before getting a job in Guildford. Then it was just an odd silly o'clock start from Ashtead to get to York for the day!