Matt
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Matt
@terrifiedtaff.bsky.social
Worried Welshman
I used to live with a guy who refused to use a knife at all. Would cut food with the side of a fork and chase the last morsels of every meal around the plate trying to catch it. I fucking hated him.
February 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
What did you think the 'creme' was?
January 19, 2026 at 8:24 AM
I'm on Universal Credit and have no friends or family. Believe me, you want 'naff' over 'nothing'.
January 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I'm all like, yeah I've seen his show
January 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
You've written your own vows I see
August 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
slu buh?
August 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Slash Beef?
August 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM