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I’m the wallpaper. On purpose.

I like books, animals, family (most of them, anyway), cooking, photography, napping and anonymity.
My brother used to sing this as one ton tomato.
January 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Badfinger’s “Day After Day” says:

Sitting here in my lonely gloom

Diana heard:

Sitting here in my lone igloo
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
“Paper in Fire” slays me every time. One if my very favorites.
December 31, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Oregon only gets a “reluctantly “?

Oregon is wonderful.
December 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I’m making myself dizzy trying to figure out how I could use it. Could I build a lazy turret? a small light house?

It has been rescued.

It will be found.

Architectural salvage people are amazing.
December 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Why did they put Trump’s hair on it?
December 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I’m no mathematician but I see they have around 36.4 million shoppers per day.

If 1% of those shoppers are overcharged .04 cents that amounts to close to $15k a day for them just being lazy.

These people are monsters.
December 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
How do you round up four cents because of a penny? If you’re rounding wouldn’t the price go down by a penny?

How many people shop at Walmart every day? What is that number x4 cents?

Thank god I have winco.
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I made one for the first time too! Everyone is begging for more.
December 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Coop our savior is boooOORN.

We randomly assign our pets birthdays based on whims. They don’t care if we’re right or not, god love them.
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
“Precious” will always be in my top 10 songs.
December 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I just hooked up my PlayStation 3 and am having a blast playing through Ratchet and Clank.

Why did I deny myself this for so long?

Looking forward to playing Portal 2 again…
December 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Well NOW I kinda do feel like I need to apologize.
December 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I’m in favor of tar and feathering his name when it shows up on buildings.

When he’s no longer around maybe it could be an annual celebration.
December 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I think you should get a +20 if you ever ran to the store to buy cigarettes for your parents before your age was in the double digits.
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This guy really smells.
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’ve always thought that if god really loved us he would have given us elbows that bent both ways.

Now I’m wondering if maybe I’m some kind of pervert.
December 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
We have prime rib for Christmas. Luckily I found a small one at Costco for a reasonable price.

Our tradition of king crab for new years is now only a dream.
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This is why we had lasagna bianca for Thanksgiving…
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Tracy Flick
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Magical.
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Turn the ship upside down

(Waving to all the KVJ fans out there. )
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I think this is just what I needed tonight. Thank you.
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM