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Nothing gives “Go die in a fire.” energy like an eight year old girl on an e-scooter.
I am having a “I feel God in this Chili’s” moment:
My airbnb landlord is trans. I have relocated to the west coast.
The weed is affordable.
The neighbors are kind but not nosy.
Why won’t the East Coast take the feedback?
My airbnb landlord is trans. I have relocated to the west coast.
The weed is affordable.
The neighbors are kind but not nosy.
Why won’t the East Coast take the feedback?
October 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I am having a “I feel God in this Chili’s” moment:
My airbnb landlord is trans. I have relocated to the west coast.
The weed is affordable.
The neighbors are kind but not nosy.
Why won’t the East Coast take the feedback?
My airbnb landlord is trans. I have relocated to the west coast.
The weed is affordable.
The neighbors are kind but not nosy.
Why won’t the East Coast take the feedback?
PSA: Moving to a State where weed is legal and speech is free.
It’s nowhere on the East Coast.
It’s nowhere on the East Coast.
October 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
PSA: Moving to a State where weed is legal and speech is free.
It’s nowhere on the East Coast.
It’s nowhere on the East Coast.
Nothing gives “Go die in a fire.” energy like an eight year old girl on an e-scooter.
September 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Nothing gives “Go die in a fire.” energy like an eight year old girl on an e-scooter.
OK I gotta ask the obvious question:
Why does Donald Trump hate Tylenol?
Why does Donald Trump hate Tylenol?
September 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
OK I gotta ask the obvious question:
Why does Donald Trump hate Tylenol?
Why does Donald Trump hate Tylenol?
Look: The Long Drink can’t take off in the states because it is $20 for an 8 pack
Nobody trusts the Nords, yet.
Nobody trusts the Nords, yet.
September 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Look: The Long Drink can’t take off in the states because it is $20 for an 8 pack
Nobody trusts the Nords, yet.
Nobody trusts the Nords, yet.
Imogen Heap’s “Hide and Seek”…
Is my National Anthem.
Is my National Anthem.
September 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Imogen Heap’s “Hide and Seek”…
Is my National Anthem.
Is my National Anthem.
You think things are bad now?
What if we’d had AI image generation during peak NFT hype…
How many Bored Ape Yacht Club knockoffs are there in an infinity?
What if we’d had AI image generation during peak NFT hype…
How many Bored Ape Yacht Club knockoffs are there in an infinity?
September 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You think things are bad now?
What if we’d had AI image generation during peak NFT hype…
How many Bored Ape Yacht Club knockoffs are there in an infinity?
What if we’d had AI image generation during peak NFT hype…
How many Bored Ape Yacht Club knockoffs are there in an infinity?
Somebody just put mustard-dill sauce on their fishsticks:
I hate fishsticks, especially when you give them an air of superiority, with the sauce.
I hate fishsticks, especially when you give them an air of superiority, with the sauce.
September 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Somebody just put mustard-dill sauce on their fishsticks:
I hate fishsticks, especially when you give them an air of superiority, with the sauce.
I hate fishsticks, especially when you give them an air of superiority, with the sauce.
Just over here waiting for the app that keeps me from ever having to listen to Imagine Dragons ever again even accidentally
What’s that subscription for life?
It shouldn’t be more than $499. I’ll tell you that much.
What’s that subscription for life?
It shouldn’t be more than $499. I’ll tell you that much.
September 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Just over here waiting for the app that keeps me from ever having to listen to Imagine Dragons ever again even accidentally
What’s that subscription for life?
It shouldn’t be more than $499. I’ll tell you that much.
What’s that subscription for life?
It shouldn’t be more than $499. I’ll tell you that much.
Apparently, TikTok didn’t exist the last time the rapture happened.
They’re gonna wish for the days this was contained to forums .
They’re gonna wish for the days this was contained to forums .
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Apparently, TikTok didn’t exist the last time the rapture happened.
They’re gonna wish for the days this was contained to forums .
They’re gonna wish for the days this was contained to forums .
I just saw the new fantastic four trailer:
My first thought was “ wow. Ted Cruz has really hit the gym.”
My first thought was “ wow. Ted Cruz has really hit the gym.”
September 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I just saw the new fantastic four trailer:
My first thought was “ wow. Ted Cruz has really hit the gym.”
My first thought was “ wow. Ted Cruz has really hit the gym.”
And picking up on an earlier theme…via Kate Bush…
The content creator’s version of “Running Up That Hill”…
🎶I made a deal with Tik-Tok
not to change the algor
I keep posting all this stuff
Posting all this sh*t…”
The rest of the song writes itself
🤣
The content creator’s version of “Running Up That Hill”…
🎶I made a deal with Tik-Tok
not to change the algor
I keep posting all this stuff
Posting all this sh*t…”
The rest of the song writes itself
🤣
September 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
And picking up on an earlier theme…via Kate Bush…
The content creator’s version of “Running Up That Hill”…
🎶I made a deal with Tik-Tok
not to change the algor
I keep posting all this stuff
Posting all this sh*t…”
The rest of the song writes itself
🤣
The content creator’s version of “Running Up That Hill”…
🎶I made a deal with Tik-Tok
not to change the algor
I keep posting all this stuff
Posting all this sh*t…”
The rest of the song writes itself
🤣
Would Weird AL… please write a Kate Bush cover called “Clout-Busting”?
I mean, he is the obvious choice outside of Bo Burnham…
I mean, he is the obvious choice outside of Bo Burnham…
September 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Would Weird AL… please write a Kate Bush cover called “Clout-Busting”?
I mean, he is the obvious choice outside of Bo Burnham…
I mean, he is the obvious choice outside of Bo Burnham…
Oh myyy gawd… nooooo
The new T-Swift album is called “Showgirl”.
Folks, she’s gonna Elaine out, yet again, and try to gaslight us into thinking it’s dancing.
The new T-Swift album is called “Showgirl”.
Folks, she’s gonna Elaine out, yet again, and try to gaslight us into thinking it’s dancing.
September 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh myyy gawd… nooooo
The new T-Swift album is called “Showgirl”.
Folks, she’s gonna Elaine out, yet again, and try to gaslight us into thinking it’s dancing.
The new T-Swift album is called “Showgirl”.
Folks, she’s gonna Elaine out, yet again, and try to gaslight us into thinking it’s dancing.
A moment please:
As ridiculous as I find the A&E Classic Version of “Pride and Prejudice”…
I have never seen it high.
✅ Am currently
As ridiculous as I find the A&E Classic Version of “Pride and Prejudice”…
I have never seen it high.
✅ Am currently
September 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A moment please:
As ridiculous as I find the A&E Classic Version of “Pride and Prejudice”…
I have never seen it high.
✅ Am currently
As ridiculous as I find the A&E Classic Version of “Pride and Prejudice”…
I have never seen it high.
✅ Am currently
I figured the “What’s Hot Classic” feed is just the “Discover” feed with a lot more furry x bear content…
After thoughtful exploration, I have returned to the “Discover” feed, confident in my decision to remain.
After thoughtful exploration, I have returned to the “Discover” feed, confident in my decision to remain.
September 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I figured the “What’s Hot Classic” feed is just the “Discover” feed with a lot more furry x bear content…
After thoughtful exploration, I have returned to the “Discover” feed, confident in my decision to remain.
After thoughtful exploration, I have returned to the “Discover” feed, confident in my decision to remain.
Why is my favorite Marvel character Blade, and why will it never get the leeway Deadpool did to make a great action film…
In this paper I will…
In this paper I will…
September 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Why is my favorite Marvel character Blade, and why will it never get the leeway Deadpool did to make a great action film…
In this paper I will…
In this paper I will…
Ahhh… love my BlueSky…
Just like tweets of old, the writers are venting about not being able to write…
With words, online.
Just like tweets of old, the writers are venting about not being able to write…
With words, online.
September 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Ahhh… love my BlueSky…
Just like tweets of old, the writers are venting about not being able to write…
With words, online.
Just like tweets of old, the writers are venting about not being able to write…
With words, online.
Ever get tired of self-censorship on the socials?
They’re making you censor yourself so they can market to middle schoolers.
They’re making you censor yourself so they can market to middle schoolers.
August 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Ever get tired of self-censorship on the socials?
They’re making you censor yourself so they can market to middle schoolers.
They’re making you censor yourself so they can market to middle schoolers.
Look… I don’t know how to tell you guys this:
If I had ever wanted to see two fat, naked dudes in a shower, I’d have become a female sports correspondent.
If I had ever wanted to see two fat, naked dudes in a shower, I’d have become a female sports correspondent.
July 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Look… I don’t know how to tell you guys this:
If I had ever wanted to see two fat, naked dudes in a shower, I’d have become a female sports correspondent.
If I had ever wanted to see two fat, naked dudes in a shower, I’d have become a female sports correspondent.
Meatless Monday.
Taco Tuesday.
Walnut Pasta Wednesday.
Tagliatelli Thursday.
Fra Diavola Friday.
My random school lunch menu means that most these kids…
Well… they’re bringing their lunch every day but Tuesday.
Taco Tuesday.
Walnut Pasta Wednesday.
Tagliatelli Thursday.
Fra Diavola Friday.
My random school lunch menu means that most these kids…
Well… they’re bringing their lunch every day but Tuesday.
July 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Meatless Monday.
Taco Tuesday.
Walnut Pasta Wednesday.
Tagliatelli Thursday.
Fra Diavola Friday.
My random school lunch menu means that most these kids…
Well… they’re bringing their lunch every day but Tuesday.
Taco Tuesday.
Walnut Pasta Wednesday.
Tagliatelli Thursday.
Fra Diavola Friday.
My random school lunch menu means that most these kids…
Well… they’re bringing their lunch every day but Tuesday.
I take BlueSky v.v. seriously.
OK ma’am… have you ever thought about getting a life…
Or a hobby…
OK ma’am… have you ever thought about getting a life…
Or a hobby…
July 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I take BlueSky v.v. seriously.
OK ma’am… have you ever thought about getting a life…
Or a hobby…
OK ma’am… have you ever thought about getting a life…
Or a hobby…
I hate AI, not because it allows people access to better answers…
But that it allows the “Live. Love. Laugh.” crowd an undeserved feeling of superiority when they speak to people who have done the work.
But that it allows the “Live. Love. Laugh.” crowd an undeserved feeling of superiority when they speak to people who have done the work.
July 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I hate AI, not because it allows people access to better answers…
But that it allows the “Live. Love. Laugh.” crowd an undeserved feeling of superiority when they speak to people who have done the work.
But that it allows the “Live. Love. Laugh.” crowd an undeserved feeling of superiority when they speak to people who have done the work.
I tell you, buddy…
The entire internet has just been waiting you to post another post-gym selfie with your shirt off 🙄
The entire internet has just been waiting you to post another post-gym selfie with your shirt off 🙄
July 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I tell you, buddy…
The entire internet has just been waiting you to post another post-gym selfie with your shirt off 🙄
The entire internet has just been waiting you to post another post-gym selfie with your shirt off 🙄