Terrible Band Names
@terriblebandnames.bsky.social
I make funny, strange, and sometimes transgressive songs (parodies, originals, covers) from imaginary musical acts. Synthetic music, real lyrics. Boiling the oceans to make people laugh since May 2024.
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Oh, and here's my custom figure that makes use of the black panther head and shoulders. I think the skull helmet is a 3D printed piece from a guy who no longer offers them. The helmet and shield were a quickie custom paint job. It was probably my first time trying to get a patina effect.
December 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oh, and here's my custom figure that makes use of the black panther head and shoulders. I think the skull helmet is a 3D printed piece from a guy who no longer offers them. The helmet and shield were a quickie custom paint job. It was probably my first time trying to get a patina effect.
Here you go. Note that the full Anubis head doesn't work with large pauldrons or the chunky minotaur shoulder piece due to the long headdress. Without the headdress, all the Anubis heads have a rectangular block on the back of the head. Maybe it could be covered with soft goods or something.
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Here you go. Note that the full Anubis head doesn't work with large pauldrons or the chunky minotaur shoulder piece due to the long headdress. Without the headdress, all the Anubis heads have a rectangular block on the back of the head. Maybe it could be covered with soft goods or something.
Here you go. I dug an extra Zazhar torso out of a fodder bin. I went ahead and tried both torsos with Anubis too. Note that the full Anubis head doesn't work with large pauldrons or the chunky panther/minotaur shoulder piece due to the long headdress.
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Here you go. I dug an extra Zazhar torso out of a fodder bin. I went ahead and tried both torsos with Anubis too. Note that the full Anubis head doesn't work with large pauldrons or the chunky panther/minotaur shoulder piece due to the long headdress.
I made some quick Space Vampire looks. I don't have a lot of extra Cosmic Legions bodies, so I used this solid black "legion builder" from the first wave. I think it's still available for cheap.
December 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I made some quick Space Vampire looks. I don't have a lot of extra Cosmic Legions bodies, so I used this solid black "legion builder" from the first wave. I think it's still available for cheap.
The only problem with the combination is that Anubis' neck is much darker for some reason.
December 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The only problem with the combination is that Anubis' neck is much darker for some reason.
Gassparr the Unamused with alternate human head (reuse of Zende's head).
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December 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Gassparr the Unamused with alternate human head (reuse of Zende's head).
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There's a skin tone that's very close -- maybe half a shade too light. It's from the Bare Barbarian Parts pack ($10 direct from Four Horsemen). The skin tone matches a figure named Gasspparr the Unamused that's also available direct ($37).
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December 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
There's a skin tone that's very close -- maybe half a shade too light. It's from the Bare Barbarian Parts pack ($10 direct from Four Horsemen). The skin tone matches a figure named Gasspparr the Unamused that's also available direct ($37).
store-horsemen.myshopify.com/collections/...
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Here you go. Not sure the clear bubble would fit due to the beard.
December 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Here you go. Not sure the clear bubble would fit due to the beard.
I don't have a "stock" version of the Fury Clan figure on my shelves. I have a few of them, but they're all customized or broken down in fodder bins. I made a little army of like a dozen Fury Clan guys, all with that red and gunmetal color scheme. Here's Zende's head on a similar body.
December 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I don't have a "stock" version of the Fury Clan figure on my shelves. I have a few of them, but they're all customized or broken down in fodder bins. I made a little army of like a dozen Fury Clan guys, all with that red and gunmetal color scheme. Here's Zende's head on a similar body.
Red minotaur and red orc heads on Zende's body, plus a couple of bonus demon heads (I have hundreds of these figures disassembled in my fodder bins).
December 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Red minotaur and red orc heads on Zende's body, plus a couple of bonus demon heads (I have hundreds of these figures disassembled in my fodder bins).
Here you go. I tried it with and without the shoulder overlay because he has a beefy Brock Lesnar neck (and limited range of motion) with it on. The pauldrons can be removed from the overlay and plugged into his upper back if so desired.
December 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Here you go. I tried it with and without the shoulder overlay because he has a beefy Brock Lesnar neck (and limited range of motion) with it on. The pauldrons can be removed from the overlay and plugged into his upper back if so desired.
The blues and browns of the head are a great match for the Ravaena body.
I actually wasn't using this head on anything, so now I have to find the right figure for it.
I actually wasn't using this head on anything, so now I have to find the right figure for it.
December 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The blues and browns of the head are a great match for the Ravaena body.
I actually wasn't using this head on anything, so now I have to find the right figure for it.
I actually wasn't using this head on anything, so now I have to find the right figure for it.
It would work if you just want Torrion's head on the space guy. Torrion also has an upper torso overlay that gives him that beefy neck. It slides right onto the top of the main torso. The overlay is designed for the bare flesh torso and might not work on the space guy. But the head itself, sure.
December 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It would work if you just want Torrion's head on the space guy. Torrion also has an upper torso overlay that gives him that beefy neck. It slides right onto the top of the main torso. The overlay is designed for the bare flesh torso and might not work on the space guy. But the head itself, sure.
Guest writer: William Moulton Marston
December 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Guest writer: William Moulton Marston
That movie had an amazing cast
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
That movie had an amazing cast
The safest way to feed Sluggo is through some kind of hole.
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The safest way to feed Sluggo is through some kind of hole.
If I'm not mistaken, The Simpsons qualifies. So let's say seasons 3-10 (give or take) of The Simpsons.
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 AM
If I'm not mistaken, The Simpsons qualifies. So let's say seasons 3-10 (give or take) of The Simpsons.
I put a lot of my stuff on music streaming platforms even though it usually doesn't do well. So it's flattering when someone finds one of my songs and listens to it over and over. This year "Piss Drops Keep Fallin' on My Head" got a lot of repeat business, and another track got digital radio play.
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I put a lot of my stuff on music streaming platforms even though it usually doesn't do well. So it's flattering when someone finds one of my songs and listens to it over and over. This year "Piss Drops Keep Fallin' on My Head" got a lot of repeat business, and another track got digital radio play.
Have yourself a merry little Geinmas with "Last Christmas," a.k.a. the Ed Gein Christmas song, now available on all the best music streaming platforms and also Spotify!
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December 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Have yourself a merry little Geinmas with "Last Christmas," a.k.a. the Ed Gein Christmas song, now available on all the best music streaming platforms and also Spotify!
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It was probably one of Sluggo's levitation experiments gone wrong.
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It was probably one of Sluggo's levitation experiments gone wrong.
Let's not pretend that this is beneath Sluggo.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Let's not pretend that this is beneath Sluggo.