William Aloysius Thomas
@terremerfuisum.bsky.social
non fui sum fui non sum
They taste like burning
-Ralph Wiggum
-Ralph Wiggum
April 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
They taste like burning
-Ralph Wiggum
-Ralph Wiggum
In European soccer, I cheer for whichever team dives the least. The problem with this, however, is that whichever team is winning dives the most to delay time, so I’m always cheering for the losing team. But as soon as THEY start winning, they begin diving the most. Basically it’s dumb af, fix this
April 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
In European soccer, I cheer for whichever team dives the least. The problem with this, however, is that whichever team is winning dives the most to delay time, so I’m always cheering for the losing team. But as soon as THEY start winning, they begin diving the most. Basically it’s dumb af, fix this
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If you're in a city that is in danger of nuclear attack, please be aware of the closest reinforced brick walls so that you can do a cool pose in front of it and make a dope shadow
April 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
If you're in a city that is in danger of nuclear attack, please be aware of the closest reinforced brick walls so that you can do a cool pose in front of it and make a dope shadow
Things hoped for have a higher value than things assured
-Aldo Leopold
-Aldo Leopold
April 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Things hoped for have a higher value than things assured
-Aldo Leopold
-Aldo Leopold
Someday I’d like to open up a liberal arts college in India
April 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Someday I’d like to open up a liberal arts college in India
Buzzcut Gukesh looks big time like an owl, I’m just waiting for his head to swivel 360 from move to move
April 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Buzzcut Gukesh looks big time like an owl, I’m just waiting for his head to swivel 360 from move to move
Your rebukes are of an insecurity of your own; there comes a time when you must face yourself instead of lashing out and belittling others
April 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Your rebukes are of an insecurity of your own; there comes a time when you must face yourself instead of lashing out and belittling others
Ishowspeed is the Richard Nixon of today with the whole “opening the gates” both literally and culturally to China
March 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Ishowspeed is the Richard Nixon of today with the whole “opening the gates” both literally and culturally to China
Prancing around these issues which oughta be pure and unhindered
March 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Prancing around these issues which oughta be pure and unhindered
I’ve never seen a hockey player attack with the leg/foot blades at/into opponents chest/neck area ya know? That’d be the most damning move right?
March 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’ve never seen a hockey player attack with the leg/foot blades at/into opponents chest/neck area ya know? That’d be the most damning move right?
“I’ll employ the knuckleheads,” to diminish my most knuckled head
-The Orange Man
-The Orange Man
March 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“I’ll employ the knuckleheads,” to diminish my most knuckled head
-The Orange Man
-The Orange Man
If toilet paper is bad, saying, “That’s shit toilet paper” doesn’t really mean all that much
March 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If toilet paper is bad, saying, “That’s shit toilet paper” doesn’t really mean all that much
It ain’t about being remembered, it’s about making your ripple in the great cosmic pebble in the pond toss
March 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
It ain’t about being remembered, it’s about making your ripple in the great cosmic pebble in the pond toss
People who get sun sneezes are probly angels cuz they get more bless you’s than regular sneezers
March 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
People who get sun sneezes are probly angels cuz they get more bless you’s than regular sneezers
March 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
People always say, “if you never lie you don’t have to remember anything” but then really you miss out on the benefits of the consequences of the lie, so I’d take the bigger memory for sure
March 19, 2025 at 10:23 AM
People always say, “if you never lie you don’t have to remember anything” but then really you miss out on the benefits of the consequences of the lie, so I’d take the bigger memory for sure
Ya know how everybody says humans weren’t hardwired for all these modern day problems and technology and what not? Well what about gd books man, putting carefully curated facts and/or stories that one other massively thinking dick thought prudent to stick in ur noggin, that’s a hard thing
March 19, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Ya know how everybody says humans weren’t hardwired for all these modern day problems and technology and what not? Well what about gd books man, putting carefully curated facts and/or stories that one other massively thinking dick thought prudent to stick in ur noggin, that’s a hard thing
It doesn’t matter if it doesn’t matter and it doesn’t matter if it does
March 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It doesn’t matter if it doesn’t matter and it doesn’t matter if it does
Ya know I think it’s a simple case of Putin and the modern day kgb havin dirt (disgusting recent sex tapes) of the orange man philanderin around and is blackmailing the ballz outta him and in turn our country half-filled with gigantic dumbass dummies who voted for him
March 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Ya know I think it’s a simple case of Putin and the modern day kgb havin dirt (disgusting recent sex tapes) of the orange man philanderin around and is blackmailing the ballz outta him and in turn our country half-filled with gigantic dumbass dummies who voted for him
Why aren’t toilets brown?!?
March 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Why aren’t toilets brown?!?
Cleaning your toilets pretty funny cuz you do it all nice and shiny and then a few hours later you literally shit in it, flippin a
March 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Cleaning your toilets pretty funny cuz you do it all nice and shiny and then a few hours later you literally shit in it, flippin a
All who became the most evil were able to make both good and evil gray
March 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
All who became the most evil were able to make both good and evil gray
March 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Are liv golfers makin more than tiger did back when tiger was tiger?! Serious question #golf #livgolf #pga #contusion
March 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Are liv golfers makin more than tiger did back when tiger was tiger?! Serious question #golf #livgolf #pga #contusion
Have you ever permanently been on the brink? Always the precipice, precipice upon precipice, until all the pieaces fall into a mutually asinine destruction
March 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Have you ever permanently been on the brink? Always the precipice, precipice upon precipice, until all the pieaces fall into a mutually asinine destruction