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terrariumtails.bsky.social
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🔞, 31 year old Nano-Urbanist in the Pacific Northwest. Contributor to #Sizesky, avowed Middle, Incontinent, Will probably talk to you about civilizations in terrariums.
Civet dressed like the main character of a Tolkien novel, running in playful terror from a giant in a dinosaur or dragon kigu

“I’m gonna put the GONE in GONDOR when I find you!”
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
“I don’t taste good. I taste like fur. And stress. And spite.”

“And if you jump into my cereal you’ll taste like soy milk and cornmeal!”

“Rhett.”

“… and that’s on top of tasting like fur and stress and spite”
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It’d be cute to have one’s babysitter be a pocket pet… maybe. Despite the game being rough
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Trapped in sweaty, grassy soccer clothes.

“I may be a possum but this is ridiculous!”
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Though I imagine his brattiness might even go to zero when someone he looks up to is looking up at him from the floor

“Fiiiiiine… grumblegrumble”

“And do your homework. I’ll be watching from the table.”

“But it’s MATH”

“And you’ll do it anyway”
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
:)
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
“Just make sure that “Bye bye, buggie” doesn’t accidentally apply to you too.”

“Of course, just what I need, to explain to the afterlife that I did so much education and the like only to end up a stain on someone’s sneaker.”
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
“Can I get someone bigger than me to crush them for me?”

“Yes but that’s cheating”

“If it’s cheating but it works, is it cheating?”

“…“
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“And look. If you did this while babysitting, the worst thing you’d have to deal with is a massive wolverine deciding to infodump to you about the latest book he yoinked from the library.”

“Yeah… I mean, he doesn’t eat people.”

“See? Being tiny isn’t a death sentence. It’s a new perspective!”
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“Why did I have to shrink myself, this was stupid, I’m stupid, I-“

“Talion.”

“Stupid!”

“Squeeze my hand. I know you’re scared, I know you’re waiting for the thing to recharge, but the important thing is that you’re among kin down here. Besides, you haven’t done anything to anger your populace”
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“Yes I know your classmates can be mean to bugs but they own terrariums too, correct? I doubt they’re gonna have spaghetti and meatballs with a side of itty bitty possum.”

“… but...”

“Get that BUT in gear and follow me. Here, take my hand. Rangers stick together.”
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Panicking opossum who shrank himself just to see what could happen, having a panic attack while Cadence squats down and gets in his face

“HEY. Listen to me. You. Will. Not. Get. Eaten”
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Yes he has a ranger LARP outfit and it’s pretty utilitarian

… totally isn’t a copy of Cadence’s own nope not at all.
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
One of the best things about being sizeshifty is doing this to people
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
“Now it’s wet”
“That’s okay that’s just my Outside Reading copy, I’ve got two more”
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“I don’t have a problem“ Talion comments, a copy of the Silmarillion falling from under the opossum’s jacket
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM