Someone would absolutely make a rainbow beam death cult. Possibly the coolest thing to exist in human history.

Just lift some kobolds instead.

This is exactly what I was thinking. This would be a way cooler death star.

The great filter because we haven't setup a main attraction is pretty good theory actually.

Aliens traveling to earth like it's a glass bottom boat tour smh

Traveling the world is kinda also traveling the galaxy in like three different ways.

Dinosaurs are rightfully terrified of karnov?

gimme qud on vhs

me too

I have serious doubts about Elder Scrolls VI whenever it finally comes out. My guess is like 2029 or something.

Yeah, the way they did this is "hilariously" bad. Probably won't touch it for a while anyways because it also most likely nuked mod lists from orbit. Man, it really sucks watching a company that produces a very specific kind of game I love just self destruct.

Puts it on a graph. Hey look at the line go up! oh wait woops sorry about that... flips graph upside down.

I want a novel with a subplot of humans getting lost in space and dogs literally developing intelligence and a space program to find them.

Damn a post I absolutely can't be a jokey contrarian on.