dumb ways to die dk bananza style

friends: you’ve got to play balatro

me: ahhhh but i won’t be good at it

also me:

FUCKING FINALLY

“you only need a few thousand chips to win”

me: i can do that eezeh

i've not played mario kart world yet but when i do play it, i assume this will be me

it took two hours for me to complete this. two fucking hours and i nearly bottled it at the end #cuphead