Terminal Velocity
@terminal-gforce.bsky.social
Eldritch abomination. 1d20 + WIS mod to avoid insanity.
Jeffrey Epstein might disagree
January 6, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Jeffrey Epstein might disagree
Trump IS different, but not in a "best we've ever had" way
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Trump IS different, but not in a "best we've ever had" way
"You are free... to do what we tell you!" -- Bill Hicks
January 6, 2026 at 12:14 AM
"You are free... to do what we tell you!" -- Bill Hicks
Until the reign of Queen Ivanka begins
January 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Until the reign of Queen Ivanka begins
Just like trade wars, foreign occupations are good and easy to win.
Or so I'm told.
Or so I'm told.
January 4, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Just like trade wars, foreign occupations are good and easy to win.
Or so I'm told.
Or so I'm told.
Who can resist that chiseled jawline?
January 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Who can resist that chiseled jawline?
They had to temporarily remove the IV meth infusion for the cameras
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
They had to temporarily remove the IV meth infusion for the cameras
This is not my beautiful house!
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
This is not my beautiful house!
"Vennezwayler"
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
"Vennezwayler"
A fine question sir
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
A fine question sir
MAGAs hear the lyric "wave the flag" and that's all it takes.
Use of the song in a Wrangler jeans ad was nearly as ludicrous.
Use of the song in a Wrangler jeans ad was nearly as ludicrous.
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
MAGAs hear the lyric "wave the flag" and that's all it takes.
Use of the song in a Wrangler jeans ad was nearly as ludicrous.
Use of the song in a Wrangler jeans ad was nearly as ludicrous.
US is able to lure him right into its imperial palace
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
US is able to lure him right into its imperial palace
The point is for Trump to receive a bribe out of Venezualen oil revenue for the release of Maduro
January 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
The point is for Trump to receive a bribe out of Venezualen oil revenue for the release of Maduro
Or an American hit squad
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Or an American hit squad
Brits make better tele than Yanks, it's a right given gov
January 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Brits make better tele than Yanks, it's a right given gov
As individuals we are tasty morsels in the food chain. But as a tribe the entire animal kingdom trembles before us.
January 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
As individuals we are tasty morsels in the food chain. But as a tribe the entire animal kingdom trembles before us.
Sociality is an essential and critical factor in the unreasonable success of Homo Sapiens Sapiens
January 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Sociality is an essential and critical factor in the unreasonable success of Homo Sapiens Sapiens
He heard about blood thinners after having his first stroke many years ago
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 PM
He heard about blood thinners after having his first stroke many years ago
At this point the only crime Trump's not guilty of is cannibalism and I'm not 100% on that
December 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
At this point the only crime Trump's not guilty of is cannibalism and I'm not 100% on that
I would rather hear your cat play bass than Sid Vicious
December 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I would rather hear your cat play bass than Sid Vicious
They should go after the crime wave in DC and Palm Beach
December 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
They should go after the crime wave in DC and Palm Beach
He's right about one thing: There are a whole lot of things that Republicans should stop putting up with.
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
He's right about one thing: There are a whole lot of things that Republicans should stop putting up with.
Merrick Garland tried to let Trump off the hook but Jack wasn't having it
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Merrick Garland tried to let Trump off the hook but Jack wasn't having it
Was aite, worth my time
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Was aite, worth my time