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teriyaki • Professional Lurker
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official niche lore dumper 🏳️‍🌈♾️🔻

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do not act like it is some huge undertaking for Larian to respect their one POC character.

do not act like they’re so broke that they can’t fix his numerous bugs and glitches.

do not baby this studying work 267 million euro in just 2024. hold them accountable for their blatant disregard

#BG3
when it’s a thin person with an obvious ED, it’s “don’t comment on people’s bodies!” but when it’s a plus size person just existing, it’s “i’m worried for their health! 🥺”

it’s “don’t skinny shame!😭” never “stop eating so much?”
#plussize #fatshaming #skinnyshaming #bodyneutrality #bodypositivity
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
it’s been years and i’m still bitter for Aphmau choosing Aaron over Laurence or Garroth

#Aphmau #MinecraftDiaries
June 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
it’s always ok to punch nazis.
it’s always ok to punch xenophobes.
it’s always ok to punch racist.
it’s always ok to punch transphobes.
it’s always ok to punch homophones.

#punchanazi #fuckfacism #transrights #pride
June 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Fuck fascism.
June 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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This is, like, parody shit.
“Special thanks to our sponsor: Coinbase”
June 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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No Kings.
June 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
mourning the loss of @badjhur.bsky.social. he was truly a gift to the community and he will be forever remembered as the positive and kind person he was.

#Badjhur #Quinn #BadjhurAudio
June 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
turning 21 soon. i’ll no longer be 20. i’ll be…early 20s!! #04Liner
May 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Brutus is so Solas coded.

“please know my actions are not motivated by envy.
i, too, have a destiny.
this death will be art.
the people will speak of this day from near and afar.”

#Solas #DragonAge #Solavellan
May 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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I like being out of the loop
May 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
remember when i met Blue at Supercon. and i asked what pose my friend and i should do for a photo with Neil and she said to hold my Astarion plushie like baby simba.
so we did. not knowing that Blue was filming us. and she posted us on TikTok. now she knows us as “the simba people”
#Astarion
May 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
who can i pay and/or sleep with to edit Emmrich to “If You Want Perfection” from the Death Becomes Her musical?

#Emmrich #DragonAge #DATV
May 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
my therapist says i need to stop “escaping from reality” and “dissociating into fantasy games” when i’m sad.

i’m not gonna stop but good to know the information. #bg3 #galedekarios #darkurge
May 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
my player: “how’d you get into dm’ing? i wanna try one day…”

me: “i woke up, said ‘i wanna be a sexy hot evil necromancer’ and decided to use my closest friends as my props to do so”

#justdmthings #dungeonmaster #dnd #wotc
May 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
there’s too many contrarians in the Dragon Age fandom. like, maybe I wanna love Solas in peace without some tiktoker breathing down my neck about how i “don’t get it”

#DragonAge
May 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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always remember
April 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i want to ride Gale Dekarios till one of us passes out

thank you

#BG3
April 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“dm, stop targeting my character!” “dm, please leave my character alone!”

god forbid, a bitch has hobbies!!

#DND #DungeonsandDragons
April 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
hey, so Keke Palmer defending Bill Cosby is weird. Keke Palmer defending R Kelly is weird. Keke Palmer doing an interview with Jonathan Majors is weird.

Keke Palmer is weird!

#PopCulture #KekePalmer
April 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
getting my autistic best friend into Castlevania is so fun cause she’s the only person not mad when i pause the show to lore dump on the games

Leon Belmont, you will always be famous #Castlevania #Netflix #AlucardTepes #TrevorBelmont
April 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i think…i miss my wife 🥺

#Astarion
April 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
you are not allowed to accept Kiss of Life’s apology unless you are a black person. you are not allowed to downplay the actions taken or comment on it unless you are the afflicted.
South Korea is one of the leaders in modern entertainment. they know better than to be doing ts.

#KissofLife #Kpop
April 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
a grown woman with toddler age children writing a “spicy romance” novel about a grown man “wanting” a girl since she was 3 and he was 29 is something worthy of a hard drive check.

this is intolerable and disgusting.

#booktok
March 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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March 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM