One final hurrah for our busted old tree. Seemed like a fitting send off. Enjoy your last decoration, buddy.

I refuse to choose just one.

Many mistakes were made, and we ran out of time to make cookies, but Santa doesn’t mind Nilla Wafers and at least we’re all here together. Wishing you all a happy holiday season, however you choose to spend it.

Here is Stormy, the bleppiest boy.