Teresanne
@teresanne.bsky.social
Horrible at social media, lover of tattoos & tiny stuff.
I’m not, not gay and I’ll never not stop in the road for a turtle.
#Adoptdontshop
I’m not, not gay and I’ll never not stop in the road for a turtle.
#Adoptdontshop
This is not the history we want to be in!
June 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This is not the history we want to be in!
Burbank Saturday to spend 3 days just being in the same breathing space as the bestie! 💗
May 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Burbank Saturday to spend 3 days just being in the same breathing space as the bestie! 💗
Confused about Link mixing up Styx and Kansas? Link… the music guy.
May 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Confused about Link mixing up Styx and Kansas? Link… the music guy.
Going to be in Burbank/Glendale area at the end of the month… where should I go for a good marg and decent gluten free food!?
May 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Going to be in Burbank/Glendale area at the end of the month… where should I go for a good marg and decent gluten free food!?
Putting money into my 401k now is basically just taking 8% of my weekly pay and putting it in the trash can.
Currently I have less in my retirement than I started the calendar year with, and I contribute money every week.
Currently I have less in my retirement than I started the calendar year with, and I contribute money every week.
April 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Putting money into my 401k now is basically just taking 8% of my weekly pay and putting it in the trash can.
Currently I have less in my retirement than I started the calendar year with, and I contribute money every week.
Currently I have less in my retirement than I started the calendar year with, and I contribute money every week.
My best friend of 32 years asked me to officiate her wedding, I obviously said yes, and immediately got ordained.
Even though she followed it up with “I know you’ll just be standing there bawling the whole time”
She knows me so well 🥹
Even though she followed it up with “I know you’ll just be standing there bawling the whole time”
She knows me so well 🥹
February 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My best friend of 32 years asked me to officiate her wedding, I obviously said yes, and immediately got ordained.
Even though she followed it up with “I know you’ll just be standing there bawling the whole time”
She knows me so well 🥹
Even though she followed it up with “I know you’ll just be standing there bawling the whole time”
She knows me so well 🥹
@jordanmorris.bsky.social doing the fanfic narration made it slightly less embarrassing to watch.
I literally said “clearly these people have never had sex before”
I literally said “clearly these people have never had sex before”
February 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
@jordanmorris.bsky.social doing the fanfic narration made it slightly less embarrassing to watch.
I literally said “clearly these people have never had sex before”
I literally said “clearly these people have never had sex before”
You know you watch too much Good Mythical Morning when you can tell Rhett is using his fake laugh.
February 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
You know you watch too much Good Mythical Morning when you can tell Rhett is using his fake laugh.
It’s 39° outside and I don’t use my heat, but you’d better believe this Florida gal still has the ceiling fan on!
January 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
It’s 39° outside and I don’t use my heat, but you’d better believe this Florida gal still has the ceiling fan on!
Do not forget how this happened! Do not fall for the propaganda!
January 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Do not forget how this happened! Do not fall for the propaganda!
Wait, they also banned CapCut and the lemon one ?
January 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Wait, they also banned CapCut and the lemon one ?
Where the heck am I supposed to get my current events now?
It sure as hell won’t be Fox News
It sure as hell won’t be Fox News
January 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Where the heck am I supposed to get my current events now?
It sure as hell won’t be Fox News
It sure as hell won’t be Fox News
Nailed it!
Just so we're all clear: the only reason the Inauguration is being moved inside is because hard nips during YMCA is #gay.
January 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Nailed it!
The official TikTok pages for brands are killing it with these farewell posts!
Hilarious!
And sad 🥺
Hilarious!
And sad 🥺
January 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The official TikTok pages for brands are killing it with these farewell posts!
Hilarious!
And sad 🥺
Hilarious!
And sad 🥺
Reposted by Teresanne
A thread of people I know personally who have lost their homes due to the fires ravaging Los Angeles. Most are Eaton fire casualties…
January 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
A thread of people I know personally who have lost their homes due to the fires ravaging Los Angeles. Most are Eaton fire casualties…
Reppin’ @rhettmc.mythical.com at 13,000ft 🤙🏻
December 31, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Reppin’ @rhettmc.mythical.com at 13,000ft 🤙🏻
Mid-week until drink post.
Is it a bisexual thing? Or is it adhd ?
Is it a bisexual thing? Or is it adhd ?
December 18, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Mid-week until drink post.
Is it a bisexual thing? Or is it adhd ?
Is it a bisexual thing? Or is it adhd ?
Don’t blow by a stopped school bus loading children.
I will take a photo of your car and I will blast it across the internet.
I will take a photo of your car and I will blast it across the internet.
December 18, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Don’t blow by a stopped school bus loading children.
I will take a photo of your car and I will blast it across the internet.
I will take a photo of your car and I will blast it across the internet.
Happy Birthday @justkelseyelise.bsky.social !!! I hope you have the best day!!
December 16, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Happy Birthday @justkelseyelise.bsky.social !!! I hope you have the best day!!
Why is it when you’re trying to rush home to avoid shitting your pants, 17 cars all have to turn in front of you!?
Come on people do you know how many gastro disorders I have?!
Come on people do you know how many gastro disorders I have?!
December 15, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Why is it when you’re trying to rush home to avoid shitting your pants, 17 cars all have to turn in front of you!?
Come on people do you know how many gastro disorders I have?!
Come on people do you know how many gastro disorders I have?!
This morning’s multi drink combo.
Water-coffee-probiotics
Water-coffee-probiotics
December 12, 2024 at 1:58 PM
This morning’s multi drink combo.
Water-coffee-probiotics
Water-coffee-probiotics
Answers in always drinking multiple drinks at a time
December 11, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Answers in always drinking multiple drinks at a time
Did you really visit LA if you didn’t get a smoothie from the Erewhon in Silver Lake?
December 9, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Did you really visit LA if you didn’t get a smoothie from the Erewhon in Silver Lake?
Truffle Salt Ramen! Gluten free and vegan!
It was sooo good!
It was sooo good!
December 8, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Truffle Salt Ramen! Gluten free and vegan!
It was sooo good!
It was sooo good!