Terence Fletcher
@terence-fletcher.bsky.social
Studio band conductor at the Shaffer Conservatory.
greatest parody account ever made
(run by @b3nadry1.bsky.social almost none of what i say here reflects my real views. please remember this is literally terence from whiplash. he’s an asshole.)
greatest parody account ever made
(run by @b3nadry1.bsky.social almost none of what i say here reflects my real views. please remember this is literally terence from whiplash. he’s an asshole.)
I swear to fucking god, I have this one drummer that can’t keep fucking tempo. I’m sick of this shit. Either be on my fucking time, or get out of my band.
July 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I swear to fucking god, I have this one drummer that can’t keep fucking tempo. I’m sick of this shit. Either be on my fucking time, or get out of my band.
Just had someone ask me “Hey Fletcher, why don’t you just use metronomes?”
Do I look like a fucking simple-brained single neuron pansy-ass fruit fuck of a monkey to you?
Metronomes are for those with no discipline. If you can’t keep fucking time without a machine, you shouldn’t be fucking playing.
Do I look like a fucking simple-brained single neuron pansy-ass fruit fuck of a monkey to you?
Metronomes are for those with no discipline. If you can’t keep fucking time without a machine, you shouldn’t be fucking playing.
July 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Just had someone ask me “Hey Fletcher, why don’t you just use metronomes?”
Do I look like a fucking simple-brained single neuron pansy-ass fruit fuck of a monkey to you?
Metronomes are for those with no discipline. If you can’t keep fucking time without a machine, you shouldn’t be fucking playing.
Do I look like a fucking simple-brained single neuron pansy-ass fruit fuck of a monkey to you?
Metronomes are for those with no discipline. If you can’t keep fucking time without a machine, you shouldn’t be fucking playing.
I swear to fucking god.
The planet is fucking rushing now
The planet is fucking rushing now
Earth is spinning faster this summer, making the days marginally shorter and attracting the attention of scientists and timekeepers.
These days are not "short" in terms of how many sunlight hours they have — but rather because they clock in at slightly less than exactly 24 hours. cnn.it/3IGEUWm
These days are not "short" in terms of how many sunlight hours they have — but rather because they clock in at slightly less than exactly 24 hours. cnn.it/3IGEUWm
July 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I swear to fucking god.
The planet is fucking rushing now
The planet is fucking rushing now