@paramountpictures.bsky.social you owe me $7.50, I expect it within 48 hours.

Last night I rented the most recent mission impossible…. What an awful way to spend 2hr50min of my life.

T minus 35 days until the chicken tender slut goes to Mexico… the cartel nugget analysis will make this account go worldwide.

#science

The chicken tender slut didn’t win the lotto max last night… it sounds as though fans will continue to get nugget reviews.

#closeone

I have heard from a trusted source, that we could get a chicken finger review at Rogers Place (Vancouver), as early as next week…

‘Tis the damn season

#chickenfingerassasin

My roommates acquired an assortment of pre made appies for dinner.

3 different kinds of chicken…

None of which were battered and deep friend in the shape of Dino’s.

So chalk this day up as a big loss.

The roommates in question are in fact my wife and child, so they should know better.

According to a reliable source, code name “chicken finger assassin,” we are not referring to these as tweets but as ‘Bluey’s.’

Trademark and patent pending.

In an attempt to attract new users, this account will document and rate chicken tender joints throughout greater Vancouver and other locations certain ‘cola’ employees frequent….
#tendertracker
#nugsnotdrugs
#makeMcNugschickenagain

I came, I saw, I conquered

Came to work
Saw the pile of bullshit
Conquered a meatball sando

You ever been so bored you rewatched the #PaulTyson fight?

No, you haven’t. No one has ever been that bored.

Big gulps hey, Welp, see yah later.

Yea, it’s funny cause it’s bigger than a normal hat