you managed to buy enough that you could plausibly just reel the cable in like a fishing line once you get home

(gonna bear this in mind next time i need a cable run)

isn't this almost word-for-word the design philosophy behind musk's travesty of an AI...?

there is nothing quite as degrading as the walk of shame back to your team for heals after you run across a room to open an exploding chest

i've seen too many clinical records of farm animals functionally rotting from the inside out to think that farm vet work is any better than companion animal work 😭

i like you too, but i couldn't eat a whole one

irta "ants boarding school" and i'm pretty sure this is how pitches for dreamworks movies get started

no way, stand your ground! as if our respective homelands aren't fulla folk willingly shortening their names to "dick" and "willy".

wait
shit
nvm

the closest analogue to "watching what's on" would probably be scrolling through a content app like tiktok, but even then you can actively reject anything you don't want to spend time on

and yet his horde of sycophants will still insist he actually died of natural causes moments before the explosion