by my frame of reference i’m in a park but by time you observe this i may be at work. i was never so hot at physics and when they taught it to me last everything was springs. you can probably meet me by the spring, if you figure out which one. i’m not a spring detective

i was in the present. i’m still here but i can’t find them. i suspect a time traveler might have snuck in and stole them. what’s most concerning is that i think that i’m the time traveler. it’s the perfect crime - opportunity and an alibi but no motive, who can convict?