TequilaMockingbird
@tequilambird.bsky.social
Legal Eagle flying over ATX. Currently in-house, previously out-house. Diet Coke aficionado.
Texas GOP: Austin a beacon for [insert]! Relocate your company to Austin!
Texas GOP: Austin is a Marxist, socialist, communist, CRT, force-your-kids-to-be-trans, drag queen storytelling, there-are-54-genders, godless, abortion-after-birth hellscape. Let's end home rule and have the Lege take over!
Texas GOP: Austin is a Marxist, socialist, communist, CRT, force-your-kids-to-be-trans, drag queen storytelling, there-are-54-genders, godless, abortion-after-birth hellscape. Let's end home rule and have the Lege take over!
January 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Texas GOP: Austin a beacon for [insert]! Relocate your company to Austin!
Texas GOP: Austin is a Marxist, socialist, communist, CRT, force-your-kids-to-be-trans, drag queen storytelling, there-are-54-genders, godless, abortion-after-birth hellscape. Let's end home rule and have the Lege take over!
Texas GOP: Austin is a Marxist, socialist, communist, CRT, force-your-kids-to-be-trans, drag queen storytelling, there-are-54-genders, godless, abortion-after-birth hellscape. Let's end home rule and have the Lege take over!
Peppy and Poppy inspecting the tree.
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Peppy and Poppy inspecting the tree.
Clearly planning for a quick get away from the Escarpment Village e-bike terrorists.
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Clearly planning for a quick get away from the Escarpment Village e-bike terrorists.
Waiting for DOJ to say that his foreign policy strategy resolved the national security crisis (that could only be addressed by the imposition of arbitrary tariffs).
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Waiting for DOJ to say that his foreign policy strategy resolved the national security crisis (that could only be addressed by the imposition of arbitrary tariffs).
As a clerk, I reviewed a 1983 suit where the inmate was thrown in the hole for a month (and denied medical care) after being written up for "littering". A guard smacked him, causing a napkin-wrapped sandwich to drop and the napkins to blow away.
October 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
As a clerk, I reviewed a 1983 suit where the inmate was thrown in the hole for a month (and denied medical care) after being written up for "littering". A guard smacked him, causing a napkin-wrapped sandwich to drop and the napkins to blow away.
I'm a few years older than him and knew him as the Road Rules guy. I recently learned that he's doing this schtick now. This is really is the darkest timeline.
October 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'm a few years older than him and knew him as the Road Rules guy. I recently learned that he's doing this schtick now. This is really is the darkest timeline.
Her name is Georgia. Georgia Glass.
July 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Her name is Georgia. Georgia Glass.
Not sorry to say that Franklin ain't worth these prices. Although, to be fair, they're just a smidge more than La Barbecue and Leroy & Lewis. Save some time, avoid the touristas, and hit up Rudy's and have the meats and some delicious creamed corn.
June 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Not sorry to say that Franklin ain't worth these prices. Although, to be fair, they're just a smidge more than La Barbecue and Leroy & Lewis. Save some time, avoid the touristas, and hit up Rudy's and have the meats and some delicious creamed corn.
Let's be real: this is straight out of Weird Science, but instead of wanting to build a stereotypical hot woman, they're building the perfect mom - a machine that gets things done but without acknowledgement and certainly not gratitude. And when she screws up, it's her fault, not the coders'.
May 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Let's be real: this is straight out of Weird Science, but instead of wanting to build a stereotypical hot woman, they're building the perfect mom - a machine that gets things done but without acknowledgement and certainly not gratitude. And when she screws up, it's her fault, not the coders'.
Also maybe GenX men never got the promised brass ring bc Boomer dad wouldn't leave and, when he did, the ring went to a Millennial? Their menopausal wives are over their shit. Their entitled kids want to be consumption-oriented influencers. Midlife vacuum primed for MAGA's hyper masc empty calories
May 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Also maybe GenX men never got the promised brass ring bc Boomer dad wouldn't leave and, when he did, the ring went to a Millennial? Their menopausal wives are over their shit. Their entitled kids want to be consumption-oriented influencers. Midlife vacuum primed for MAGA's hyper masc empty calories
It's still wild to me that an entire political party, Congress, and most of SCOTUS have subjugated themselves TO THAT TURD. I'd call him an amoral predator, ethical void, unprincipled opportunist, and moral anarchist, but doing so would presume he acts with anything other than pure id.
May 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It's still wild to me that an entire political party, Congress, and most of SCOTUS have subjugated themselves TO THAT TURD. I'd call him an amoral predator, ethical void, unprincipled opportunist, and moral anarchist, but doing so would presume he acts with anything other than pure id.
What’s next? Black-bagging people who sell or use drugs because of the “war” on drugs? Detaining public assistance recipients in forced labor camps because of the “war” on poverty? Re-education camps for progressives because of the “war” on wokeism?
April 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
What’s next? Black-bagging people who sell or use drugs because of the “war” on drugs? Detaining public assistance recipients in forced labor camps because of the “war” on poverty? Re-education camps for progressives because of the “war” on wokeism?
Because many sooooo many boys embark on years'-long efforts to present themselves a girls simply out of desperation to compete for a high school sports title (because they can't hack it as a "real boy") and/or perv on girls in the locker room. Mmmhmmm....got it.
April 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Because many sooooo many boys embark on years'-long efforts to present themselves a girls simply out of desperation to compete for a high school sports title (because they can't hack it as a "real boy") and/or perv on girls in the locker room. Mmmhmmm....got it.
Seriously, what happened to Mike Lee, the proto legal nepo baby? He's battling Cruz for the lead in smarmy shitposting. I'll never understand the ease with which these educated men sell their souls *for THAT guy*.
April 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Seriously, what happened to Mike Lee, the proto legal nepo baby? He's battling Cruz for the lead in smarmy shitposting. I'll never understand the ease with which these educated men sell their souls *for THAT guy*.
I thought that we were just in the midst of some darkest timeline Perestroika/Glasnot 2.0 to please our oligarchic overlords. But we seem to have gone even further. Trump sniffing around Khrushchevian price controls? Egads.
March 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I thought that we were just in the midst of some darkest timeline Perestroika/Glasnot 2.0 to please our oligarchic overlords. But we seem to have gone even further. Trump sniffing around Khrushchevian price controls? Egads.
Glasnost/Perestroika 2.0, complete with trumpets of "transparency" and "openness" and "free markets." Of course, we all know who won and lost during the first go-round.
March 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Glasnost/Perestroika 2.0, complete with trumpets of "transparency" and "openness" and "free markets." Of course, we all know who won and lost during the first go-round.
Also deadbeat dads & decline of nuclear families due, in no small part, to women (I'm sure). Women's financial liberty means they don't have to stay in marriages. So they ruin their sons by leaving and, I guess, force their dads to be deadbeats?
March 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Also deadbeat dads & decline of nuclear families due, in no small part, to women (I'm sure). Women's financial liberty means they don't have to stay in marriages. So they ruin their sons by leaving and, I guess, force their dads to be deadbeats?
My Threads algo thinks I’m desperate for long form posts from unfollowed accounts (mostly bots) posting obviously fake or AI-generated anecdotes as comment-bait. Why can’t the default for every social be reverse chron from your actual follows?
November 27, 2024 at 1:08 PM
My Threads algo thinks I’m desperate for long form posts from unfollowed accounts (mostly bots) posting obviously fake or AI-generated anecdotes as comment-bait. Why can’t the default for every social be reverse chron from your actual follows?
My junior high health teacher (FCA sponsor and weekly bible study before school) was arrested at school for relationship with a student. Banned from teaching in the county. Went to the adjacent one. Now is at a Christian school. Really loves the tweenage girls. He’s got to be 70 now.
November 12, 2024 at 12:22 PM
My junior high health teacher (FCA sponsor and weekly bible study before school) was arrested at school for relationship with a student. Banned from teaching in the county. Went to the adjacent one. Now is at a Christian school. Really loves the tweenage girls. He’s got to be 70 now.
According to the Texas political ads, the biggest problem is the hypothethical boy who pretends to be a girl so he can play 2A softball and/or perv on girls in a locker room. No mention of the guns that kill school kids while cops stand there with their thumbs up their body armored-butts.
November 9, 2024 at 3:25 AM
According to the Texas political ads, the biggest problem is the hypothethical boy who pretends to be a girl so he can play 2A softball and/or perv on girls in a locker room. No mention of the guns that kill school kids while cops stand there with their thumbs up their body armored-butts.