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cakewitch, they / them, personal account of @sarahssowertty.bsky.social
meanwhile, in ms paint world: a quick little thing, what if the gaming hell mascots... were sonic characters?
(Sarah S. Sowertty and Sniper Honey, site mascots)
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
oh, i hope you enjoy it! this is really good so far (only six episodes in), lots of good characters but while ranko hasn't shown up very often, every time she does she's a perfect chuuni
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 AM
and the ending theme is a sad piano version of the opening theme as the lights turn off on the stage no no nO NO NO WE'RE ONLY 6 EPISODES IN HELP

i have to wait a whole week now? no!!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
producer well and truly puts his foot in it and wait what you can't end the episode there wait i can't wait until next week what are you doing what aRE YOU DOI-
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
a lot, as it turns out. when she was doing back-up dancing for mika's concert, the crowd was a lot bigger, but this was nothing, does she look like a fool to her friends now...?
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
love laika (minami and anastasia) kill it on stage, but new generations feel a bit off. what's up with mio?
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
not everyone can come backstage to send support, but miku, miria and rika made a little video

as did anzu which we had to stop at because it cracked us up too much, all she does is emerge from her duvet, say good luck then ask for candy as she retreats into her fortress of solitude
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
we decided that flouncy is like a localised version of the word blomby, add it to your lexicon

the mini concert looms, and mio's worrying about the crowd and her friends, hmm, this seems important
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
a lot of this next episode is getting ready for the mini concert so we'll be flipping through it, but i wanted to post miria saying LUCKY DUCKS and the unit costumes

mio's also phoning a lot of her friends to show up, this may be an important plot point, write it down
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
next, the lead-up to the mini concert has mio doing some yappin', she's apparently the leader of the unit (new generations) (a new generation of idolmasters) (street fighter iii joke)
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
luckily kirari captures the heinous terrorist, public enemy number one, anzu, before she can do any more damage

nana abe is eternally 17 years old, don't forget that
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
oh no don't do this to me show you can't make me sad!! but it's ok, they'll make their debut, they just didn't have everything set in stone just yet

and so the hostage crisis comes to an end, a sentence i did not think i'd have to sat talking about the idolm@ster
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
by which i mean

she barricades herself in the office café (with nana abe as a hostage) and won't go until her demands are met

you think this is a joke, no
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
she even convinces the other girls to start drawing up debut proposals but the producer won't budge

so miku's going on strike
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
sure, i could show you the montage of the two idol units practicing for their mini concert

nah, miku and rika's antics are much funnier. they get shot down anyway
November 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
miku's having none of this and makes like a dragon quest encounter with rika (who's very much into it) and miria (who was probably talked into it)

don't flick miria's head miku, you monster
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
but as we go into the next episode, big news- minami & anastasia, and rin, uzuki & mio are gonna be idol units and making a miniconcert and cd debut

but, what about the other idols? watch the show and find out, says producer
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
anzu is so committed to never working a day, an hour, a minute, a second of her life, i support her
November 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
just anzu left to film and, well, we have a famous scene where she has to be lured from under the sofa. good.
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
riina, meanwhile, tells us all about what it means to rock. i think.
November 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
ranko is next and she's on her chuuni bullshit as usual (said positively, with affection)

her words are too big for mio though
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
minami and anastasia follow, although mio makes them do their intros again after it's not dynamic enough
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
next up, kinako and chieri, they're just having snacks, what else would an idol be doing
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
anyway, godzilla's next

it's ok it's just kirari (with anzu making a daring escape)
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
it's pretty adorable that when they're trying to film rika, miria can't help but jump in and try and take over, she's like an excited puppy, bless her
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM