Farnsworth is forever very low on the list of people I’d ever fuck with. He hangs out on the list near Keone Kela and Tommy Pham.

Former math major at Mizzou. Genuinely intelligent and articulate guy…with a touch of legit crazy mixed in there.

There isn’t a number for the amount of pitchers, of all shapes, sizes and roles, I’d like the Rangers to sign this offseason. Sign eleventy billion of them. Come one, come all. (Sorry we ain’t got TV money though!)

GIF search. I was today year’s old when I learned who this man is.

Ooh. Ok. Good to know.

Drug Church at Tulips last week. Let’s test 60 seconds.

Good to hear. I don’t have many sub-60 clips.