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teoami.bsky.social
🇵🇸 Samtheghost// BlackLivesMatter
@teoami.bsky.social
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Writer-Mom-Latina-Disabled Texan

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It took 10 hrs but the guys made it home. Take that, nature!
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Life is soup but I am fork
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Rooting for you!
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
teoami.bsky.social
Even my normie husband is getting in on the fun!
Screen shot of a message app. Reads: Sender 1: Hooray dick Cheney died Sender 2: Don't you have to be alive first in order to die? Sender 1: Lmao true
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
teoami.bsky.social
My husband took this picture of our cat as I was talking to her. She was staring at me so adoringly that I don't feel worthy!
A gray, brown, and black brindle cat rests her head on someone's arm. Her green eyes are focused on someone outside the frame, staring adoringly..
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
teoami.bsky.social
Socialism in my Christian dogma? It's more likely than you think!
November 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
teoami.bsky.social
Happy Halloween! Have a face reveal & a husband face reveal!
A brunette woman with pale skin, pink glasses, and red devil horns wears a blue dress and black caplet. She's pressed against a blond man with a beard and mustache wearing a white shirt. They're standing in front of a dark green door and brick wall.
November 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
teoami.bsky.social
When I was at Michael's back in September, they had displays of these funky lil towns & I took a pic to show my mom bc she has a huge Christmas village that will someday become my problem. She now wants to do a Halloween village & buy more tchotchkes I'll be forced to inherit!
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
teoami.bsky.social
Happy #NationalBlackCatDay to my darling BoyBoy. He's the sweetest gentle giant I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. He's the child of a black cat we found years ago in our chicken coop so you could also say he's a good egg!
A black cat, with head turned slightly towards viewer, lounges on some bedding
October 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
teoami.bsky.social
Buddy...
Vash from Trigun looking shocked and kinda disgusted while looking at a slip of paper
October 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
teoami.bsky.social
Of course women don't like the cybertruck

Women only want one thing and it's Haruka Tenoh's yellow Toyota 2000GT convertible
Screen shot of the Sailor Moon anime showing Haruka Tenoh driving her yellow Toyota 2000GT convertible through the streets of Tokyo. Her girlfriend, Michiru Kaioh, rides shotgun
October 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
teoami.bsky.social
It really says a lot about the state of my laundry that the chair that I put random clothing on has a pile so big that my 2 very contentious cats can sleep on it at the same time wo a fight breaking out
Two cats, one gray and orange tabby & the other a black and white Tuxedo, sleep with their backs to each other.
October 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
teoami.bsky.social
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
McDonald's mascot, the Hamburglar, holds a platter of cheese burgers while looking into camera with a surprised expression
October 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
teoami.bsky.social
Buddy, I know this is just a silly little Japanese game inspired by Disney villains, but you just said a mouthful. I love Twisted Wonderland so much istg
A screenshot from the phone game Twisted Wonderland. A character who resembles an anthropomorphic lion wearing a black leather vest and African-inspired accessories stands mid screen. Next to him is a tablet whose screen reflects a dark blue face with a light blue circle. Inside the circle are blue triangles that form a triforce. Below the two characters is a dialog box that reads, "Idia: '... That's fair. The last thing I want is to live under the authority of someone less competent than me. Heehee!'"
October 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM
teoami.bsky.social
Watch cost more than both of my cars together
A little felted mouse emerges from a pocket. Watch out! He's got a gun!
October 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
teoami.bsky.social
"The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
Sailor Moon, Tuxedo Mask, and Luna from the Japanese anime Sailor Moon
October 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
teoami.bsky.social
They hate each other but they're willing to call a truce in order to nap on dad
Two cats, one Tuxedo & the other with long gray & oranish brown fur, sleep on the lap and legs of an unseen person.
October 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
teoami.bsky.social
Pretty accurate

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October 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
teoami.bsky.social
What's your sign ?
A display of black and white decor items. The main item is a white pillow with black lettering that reads, "Lover of canceled plans."
October 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Me, reading your posts
A white Calico Critters kitten wears a pink dress with pink fairy wings on their back. They are using a pink laptop inside of their bedroom
October 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Why are you queer? Correct answers only (toons from childhood edition)
Haruka and Michiru from the 90s anime Sailor Moon. Besides Hakura being something of a gender defying person, they are also a canon lesbian couple. Touya and Yukito from the 90s anime Card Captor Sakura. They are a canon gay couple. Daria and Jane from the early 2000 cartoon Daria. Here, they are dressed up as bride and groom. They were never a couple but there was always something about them that was queer-coded & the creative team behind the show acknowledged that. Him from the late 90s cartoon Power Puff Girls. Him was always a gender defying diva.
October 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
teoami.bsky.social
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
Drawing shows a large dog and an orange cat. The cat is giving viewer a thumbs up. The image reads, "Dogs might be 'man's best friend,' but a cat will never tell the police where your drugs are."
October 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Describe your bsky account in a single image
A screen shot from the animated series Phineas and Ferb. It shows Agent P, a sentient platypus in a fedora, taking a black & white mug shot while holding his fist up in protest a la the famous mug shot of Jane Fonda
October 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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I think it turned out neat!
A dia de los Muertos alter made using a shoebox.
October 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Don't use ai!
Image of a manga guy. He looks fucking done & is flipping the bird
October 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM