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tenyards.bsky.social
Sam Branman
@tenyards.bsky.social
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Designer, DJ, Drag performer wrangler

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Ironing board is in the way but
A large collection of CDs on a bookshelf with tchochkes on it and an ironing board in front of the bookshelf A large collection of CDs on a bookshelf with tchochkes on it and an ironing board in front of the bookshelf
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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VERY me
Screenshot of the wikipedia page for the British medical drama Casualty reading: Casualty Black text that reads: "Casualty", with the T stylised as an addition sign Genre Medical drama Created by Jeremy Brock Paul Unwin Starring Current and former cast Theme music composer Ken Freeman Country of origin United Kingdom Original language English No. of series 40 No. of episodes 1,377 (list of episodes)
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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See also: my thick ass potato leek soup
Bowl of potato leek soup
November 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Bald bearded gay guy with one arm up, he has pierced nipples
October 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I am about that life
A man holding a green ipod playing ROOM by Kiyoharu from the album MELLOW
September 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Love to make little outfit
Bald white gay guy in a big realtree camo and orange mesh shirt and an orange jockstrap Bald white gay guy in a big realtree camo and orange mesh shirt and an orange jockstrap from behind Bald white gay guy in a big realtree camo and orange mesh shirt and matching orange terrycloth and realtree camo mesh shorts Bald white gay guy in a big realtree camo and orange mesh shirt and matching orange terrycloth and realtree camo mesh shorts from behind
September 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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STR8 TO DVD SHIRTS REAL!! Available this Saturday, 9/20 at STR8 TO DVD 2: The 9th Anniversary at C’mon Everybody from 10:30-Late with special guests @jaykaybk.bsky.social (Dragula Titans 2!), Untitled Queen, Tyler Ashley, @mxology.bsky.social and your classic divas!
Black t shirt with a CD that says STR8 TO DVD and the words SHERRY POPPINS QHRIST ALMIGHTY LINSDAY BLOWHAN HEAVEN ENDER DJ TEN YARDS est. BROOKLYN NY 2016 @str8todvdnyc on it Flier for STR8 TO DVD 2: The Nine Year Anniversary starring Jay Kay, Untitled Queen, Tyler Ashley, Mx. Ology with Sherry Poppins, Qhrist Almighty, Lindsay Blowhan, Heaven Ender, and DJ Ten Yards on September 20th at C’mon Everybody (325 Franklin Ave, Brooklyn) from 10:30-Late, tix $15 advance/$20 door. STR8 TO DVD MERCH IS HERE!!!! Stickers $3, 3”x3”, holographic. T-shirts $25, comes with a sticker, available in S, M, L, XL. Only 100 available. The STR8 TO DVD merch will EXCLUSIVELY be available for purchase at STR8 TO DVD 2: THE NINE YEAR ANNIVERSARY September 20th at 10:30pm at C’mon Everybody NO PRESALE. NO HOLDING. FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE. ONE SHIRT PER PERSON.
September 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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We can share!
Bald white gay guy with a beard
September 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Lily Chou-Chou is so good that the writer and singer tried to recreate it for years and failed.
The album cover for Lily Chou-Chou’s Kokyu
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Love to make outfit
Bald bearded man taking a selfie in a mirror, he has on red shorts with mesh stripes and a crop top made of the same fabric as the stripes Bald bearded man taking a selfie in a mirror from behind, he has on red shorts with mesh stripes and a crop top made of the same fabric as the stripes
September 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I know that the wardrobe department hated making the original TNG Starfleet uniforms, so little is symmetrical and there’s so many little annoying details
Bald man in a maroon original version TNG Starfleet uniform throwing the Vulcan hand sign from the front Bald man in a maroon original version TNG Starfleet uniform from the side Bald man in a gold second version TNG Starfleet uniform throwing the Vulcan hand sign from the front Bald man in a gold second version TNG Starfleet uniform from behind
September 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I need to replace the elastic in these shorts
A bald man on his knees on a large piece of black fabric, there is a pattern for part of a Starfleet Uniform in front of him, his entire ass is out
August 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Having a great time in Montreal! (I am full of cum and lobster roll)
Bald bearded white man wearing a mesh crop, orange harness, and orange jockstrap taking a selfie in a bathroom with his shorts pulled down
August 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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OMW to my diva Montreal
Bald gay guy wearing tiny red shorts and a cropped black sleeveless shirt giving a peace sign as he takes a selfie in a large mirror
July 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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The Pizza Hut mascot, The Noid, with a big yellow contraption labeled Pizza Crusher
July 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Happy Pride!
Man taking a photo in a mirror wearing a pink and black speedo with Tom of Finland cartoons printed on it leaning back on his bed A man taking a selfie in a mirror bent over his bed in a pink and black speedo printed with Tom of Finland cartoons A man wearing a pink and black speedo printed with Tom of Finland cartoons.
June 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Garment sleeve!
A mannequin with a muslin sleeve pinned onto it. The sleeve has a big bulbous shoulder.
May 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I am Brooklyn’s Most Productive Gay Guy (went to the John Singer Sargent exhibit, went fabric shopping, got my dick sucked, did laundry, made this shirt)
Gay guy in a big shirt made of teal mesh and pink, yellow, and white camo brocade with a jockstrap and socks on from the front. Gay guy in a big shirt made of teal mesh and pink, yellow, and white camo brocade with a jockstrap and socks on from the back
April 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Love showing people one of my medium-level patterns and seeing them go what the fuck
Paper pattern for a recreation of the Balenciaga dress Kylie Minogue wears in the video for Slow
March 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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COMPETENCE
Text saying there is a special election in my district and a follow up saying there is no special election but there is a mayoral primary in June (vote Zohran!)
March 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Asking the important questions
Google search for “chicago hope leech budget”
March 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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If you ever need a coat that SCREAMS Ultimate Dentist, call me!
White pleather dentist’s coat made for mxology.bsky.social laying on a pink rug The inside lining of the white pleather dentist’s coat for mxology.bsky.social. It has an appliqued throat, tongue, teeth, and gums. A close up on the back vent of mxology.bsky.social’s dentist coat, the gums line up perfectly.
March 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Confirmed today: DBL is still open
Gay bar DBL in Hell’s Kitchen, NYC
March 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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GUESS FUCKING WHAT BROOKLYN WE HAVE @arilgato.bsky.social COMING OUT FOR STR8 TO DVD ON MARCH 8TH AT C’MON EVERYBODY WITH @qhristalmighty.bsky.social, @sherrypoppins.bsky.social, @lindsayblowhan.bsky.social, VOXIGMA LO, MAXX LOVE, SOUR SOMETHINGS AND ME
Flier for STR8 TO DVD: “Hey, buddy! That’s My Wife!” At C’mon Everybody (325 Franklin Ave, Brooklyn NY) on March 8th from 7-10pm starring Ari Gato (from Chicago), Maxx Love, Voxigma Lo, Sour Somethings and regular cast members Qhrist Almighty, Sherry Poppins, Lindsay Blowhan and DJ Ten Yards. Tickets are 12.50 online at cmoneverybody.com/Dice.fm or $15 at the door.
February 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Junior Mintt in Ten Yards at Bushwig, shot by Camila Falquez for the NYT.
Junior Mintt, a black trans makeup mogul, in a purple jacket, shirt, and bell bottom pants sitting on a white plinth against a green background. Photo by Camila Falquez for the NYT
February 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM