Tentin Quarantino
@tentyquarantino.bsky.social
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All im getting from this is that Ted Cruz now refers to the guy who called his wife ugly as “daddy”
Because I do work from home, I flip around between all the different news networks throughout the day (yes even Fox/Newsmax) and what’s really funny is I’ve noticed all of the rightward-leaning networks seem to air a ton of AI slop advertising that is almost certainly geared toward elderly viewers
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Because I do work from home, I flip around between all the different news networks throughout the day (yes even Fox/Newsmax) and what’s really funny is I’ve noticed all of the rightward-leaning networks seem to air a ton of AI slop advertising that is almost certainly geared toward elderly viewers
Chat:
My wife just asked Alexa “how many 1/4 cups are in 1 cup?” Are we cooked?
My wife just asked Alexa “how many 1/4 cups are in 1 cup?” Are we cooked?
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Chat:
My wife just asked Alexa “how many 1/4 cups are in 1 cup?” Are we cooked?
My wife just asked Alexa “how many 1/4 cups are in 1 cup?” Are we cooked?
So let me get this straight:
The GOP adamantly stood in lock-step with Trump on *not* extending the ACA subsidies to reopen govt, not even for just 1 year (thus allowing them time to come up with their own plan), only for Trump’s plan to be to extend those same subsidies for *checks notes* 2 YEARS?
The GOP adamantly stood in lock-step with Trump on *not* extending the ACA subsidies to reopen govt, not even for just 1 year (thus allowing them time to come up with their own plan), only for Trump’s plan to be to extend those same subsidies for *checks notes* 2 YEARS?
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
So let me get this straight:
The GOP adamantly stood in lock-step with Trump on *not* extending the ACA subsidies to reopen govt, not even for just 1 year (thus allowing them time to come up with their own plan), only for Trump’s plan to be to extend those same subsidies for *checks notes* 2 YEARS?
The GOP adamantly stood in lock-step with Trump on *not* extending the ACA subsidies to reopen govt, not even for just 1 year (thus allowing them time to come up with their own plan), only for Trump’s plan to be to extend those same subsidies for *checks notes* 2 YEARS?
Just when you think this can’t get any stupider
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Just when you think this can’t get any stupider
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Zohran coaxing out smiles Eric and Don Jr. have never seen
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Zohran coaxing out smiles Eric and Don Jr. have never seen
As much as I want that viral audio going around of the Trump call where he’s yelling about the Epstein Files/MTG to be real, I know it’s AI because he was actually able to string more than a few words together without getting off topic
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
As much as I want that viral audio going around of the Trump call where he’s yelling about the Epstein Files/MTG to be real, I know it’s AI because he was actually able to string more than a few words together without getting off topic
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“Shut up. You had me at despot.”
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November 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
“Shut up. You had me at despot.”
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The plan: to de-radicalize QAnon folks we’re gonna elect each one to Congress for 5 years.
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The plan: to de-radicalize QAnon folks we’re gonna elect each one to Congress for 5 years.
Hell he never looks at Melania that way
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Hell he never looks at Melania that way
Holy shit
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Holy shit
It feels almost illegal at this point for this game to go more than a single down without an injury
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
It feels almost illegal at this point for this game to go more than a single down without an injury
I was not prepared for what is behind this link 😂
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November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I was not prepared for what is behind this link 😂
One thing that is crazy about Trump signing the Epstein Bill
When he signed the Laken Riley Act, her family was there
Same for other bills he signed
For Epstein’s victims: nothing
He signed it in the dark of night, and announced it on Truth Social.
This should be something that is discussed
When he signed the Laken Riley Act, her family was there
Same for other bills he signed
For Epstein’s victims: nothing
He signed it in the dark of night, and announced it on Truth Social.
This should be something that is discussed
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
One thing that is crazy about Trump signing the Epstein Bill
When he signed the Laken Riley Act, her family was there
Same for other bills he signed
For Epstein’s victims: nothing
He signed it in the dark of night, and announced it on Truth Social.
This should be something that is discussed
When he signed the Laken Riley Act, her family was there
Same for other bills he signed
For Epstein’s victims: nothing
He signed it in the dark of night, and announced it on Truth Social.
This should be something that is discussed
Every Astros fan to Mauricio Dubon rn
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Every Astros fan to Mauricio Dubon rn
The dude who runs this rag is such a hardcore Trumplican that he actually unironically posts shit like this thinking it to be the W he truly believes it to be
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The dude who runs this rag is such a hardcore Trumplican that he actually unironically posts shit like this thinking it to be the W he truly believes it to be
I hope they don’t gloss over the cocaine years 😂
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I hope they don’t gloss over the cocaine years 😂
Welp…Clay Higgins just gave whoever primaries against him a fucking layup lol
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Welp…Clay Higgins just gave whoever primaries against him a fucking layup lol
Fuck it I’ll take credit for that
(But seriously who the fuck was it?)
(But seriously who the fuck was it?)
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Fuck it I’ll take credit for that
(But seriously who the fuck was it?)
(But seriously who the fuck was it?)
LOL who the fuck is the one Democrat who voted no?
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
LOL who the fuck is the one Democrat who voted no?
Trump just randomly name-dropped Andrew Weissman as someone who visited Epstein Island and then threatened to pull ABC’s license again
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Trump just randomly name-dropped Andrew Weissman as someone who visited Epstein Island and then threatened to pull ABC’s license again
This is one of those Monday Night games that you have to have money on in order to give even a tenth of a shit
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This is one of those Monday Night games that you have to have money on in order to give even a tenth of a shit
Me to the Texans offense
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Me to the Texans offense
Idc how many times I see it, the Cortland Finnegan beat down at the hands of Andre Johnson gives me life every time 😂
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Idc how many times I see it, the Cortland Finnegan beat down at the hands of Andre Johnson gives me life every time 😂
Guy at a cafe to a friend: “So what if they made a show like The Walking Dead, but the zombies just wanted to make the world a better place?”
Vince Gilligan, after having overheard this: *places explosive under table, walks out and blows the joint to bits* *pulls out phone* “Rhea! How’s it going?”
Vince Gilligan, after having overheard this: *places explosive under table, walks out and blows the joint to bits* *pulls out phone* “Rhea! How’s it going?”
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Guy at a cafe to a friend: “So what if they made a show like The Walking Dead, but the zombies just wanted to make the world a better place?”
Vince Gilligan, after having overheard this: *places explosive under table, walks out and blows the joint to bits* *pulls out phone* “Rhea! How’s it going?”
Vince Gilligan, after having overheard this: *places explosive under table, walks out and blows the joint to bits* *pulls out phone* “Rhea! How’s it going?”
Trump blowing Bill Clinton is the funniest thing to come out of American politics since the great JD Vance/Chaise Lounge “Will they?/Won’t they?” Of 2024
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Trump blowing Bill Clinton is the funniest thing to come out of American politics since the great JD Vance/Chaise Lounge “Will they?/Won’t they?” Of 2024