I GOT MY MMR AS A CHILD I’M JUST BEING CAREFUL !! does anybody here like diseased stomachs and armoits

update: a ceo with an auto-liker for the term “small business“ has liked this post making fun of a conservative politician with a kink for other people pissing themself. im realizing my sexual fantasies may be too esoteric to be regarded as such by the general public.

if you’re wondering about my own role in this story: i’m an employee at OL’s pr firm who leads them into stepping on rakes because i think it’s funny as fuck to get paid to screw them over and typically people don’t go after politicans’ pr firms as hard as they go after the politicans themselves

i didnt expect this thread to get long. im recovering after a flu and covid shot so i am full of sore muscles and need to entertain myself in bed

they’re anti-ai art but pro-crypto. they’re pro-free speech in a “saying the r slur doesnt hurt anyone, just like how kink doesnt hurt anyone” way, which makes both the tradwives and dungeon masters (of bdsm dungeons) mad. they get 12 write-ins at the election after they drop out of the race

the Omorashi Lobbyist’s career ends when they have an accident in public ironically brought on by their lack of access to public bathrooms, which triggers another online discourse wave of “this is why kink shouldnt be public” vs “this has nothing to do with kink, don’t scapegoat kinksters”

they post a “why i left the left” video the week after but it goes mostly unremarked upon because the zeitgeist has already moved on aside from a couple stragglers posting screencaps of OL’s fetlife profile like “THIS is why you can’t trust these DEGENS 😡”

on social media OL leans really hard into the “big corps are censoring our free speech as kinksters and independent artisans” until people start ratioing them when their solution is “therefore we need to make cryptocurrency so mainstream they accept it at corner stores”

OL’s ex reached their limit when OL went onstage at a town hall and said ”they [homeless people] can piss themselves for all i care, it makes the world a better place” and the ex put two and two together. they went into social work and joined DSA to run against OL in local elections

the omorashi lobbyist’s ex is someone who isnt into piss at all but put up with them for a while because they’re a wealthy socialite, and somehow kept finding themself in situations where they need to go to the bathroom but there are none available

the “fiction and reality are not as separate as you think they are and you should lean into that” pervert strikes again

Omorashi Lobbyist wants both kink AND raytheon at pride. do you see the vision

Omorashi Lobbyist’s complaints is part of the reason a certain feminist bookstore got shuttered. they want to open a private bdsm dungeon but are conflicted about it because they think it would be a slippery slope to suppression of free speech for floggings to be sequestered from the general public

ok on reading that first tweet i realize maybe “anti-homelessness” isnt a good descriptor of campaigning to make life harder for you if you’re homeless. Omorashi Lobbyist is a pro-small business NIMBY who claims they’ll move out of staten island to The Village in florida if mamdani is elected

“is Omorashi Lobbyist A Welcome Ally In The Pro-Kink Expression Movement” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,.

this popped up right as i hit post leave me ALONE bitch i JUST SHOWED YOU that my cycle is fucked up!!!