“Hey gang, Stupid Moron here”

Glad to be here! Always brings a smile to my face to see you around, even in these trying times 😋

Hell yeah, made it for the eclipse this time 😎

Ah shit ah fuck I’m a week late, this is like missing an eclipse 😩

Instead of smoking his cigarettes, you smoke his fat hog? You did it, you figured out how to eradicate all addiction 🫡

Not that I can confirm or deny this (yet!), but this feels very Gravity Falls-core

The horohoros of living

HELL YEAH BROTHER 😎

Had to get a good spread, for the special occasion 🤡

I wholeheartedly support your quest to body-alter yourself into an orgasm chimaera, and if you ever have an actionable plan to make that happen, consider me the first to donate to the GoFundMe

The tone is only like 30-35% joking for that too, I should note

Positively embroiled in it these days, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss that special ken brand of mirth in my day-to-day 😜

Good to see ya back at it again, big dog! Whatever’s going on in your life, here’s hoping the whimsy will rise to meet you where you are 🤡❤️