Strain Curve(for rent)
@tensilestress.bsky.social
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Just using this account to relieve stress.
32 years old, utterly degenerate
DMs are open
Will absolutely fuck you down
Just using this account to relieve stress.
32 years old, utterly degenerate
DMs are open
Will absolutely fuck you down
Pinned
Ever since I heard the "I beg your pardon?"/"Then beg" exchange, it altered my brain chemistry in multiple ways and none of them were healthy.
I was declared to have the juiciest balls of 2025
December 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I was declared to have the juiciest balls of 2025
Freckles are so fucking hot
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Freckles are so fucking hot
Sometimes dudes will decide randomly that they want to contest my grip strength in a handshake, but I always finish on top in those little fights c:
December 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Sometimes dudes will decide randomly that they want to contest my grip strength in a handshake, but I always finish on top in those little fights c:
I really do love it when I get to come up behind her and grope her chest like she's my personal stress toy
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I really do love it when I get to come up behind her and grope her chest like she's my personal stress toy
Every so often I hit them with that c: mixup to keep them guessing about what my deal is
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Every so often I hit them with that c: mixup to keep them guessing about what my deal is
I just want to stack hotties on top of each other and alternate between fucking each of them while they make out. Is that so bad?
December 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I just want to stack hotties on top of each other and alternate between fucking each of them while they make out. Is that so bad?
My dick is simply angled too upwards and it's really damn annoying
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My dick is simply angled too upwards and it's really damn annoying
Asking myself the important questions, like if I should do some landscaping today
December 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Asking myself the important questions, like if I should do some landscaping today
Looking for someone that will reinforce my bad behavior and worse habits
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Looking for someone that will reinforce my bad behavior and worse habits
Every time I drink I start to get to be a bit of a bully
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Every time I drink I start to get to be a bit of a bully
I don't know who needs to hear this but udder balm makes your hands so silky smooth. And your udders too, I guess...
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but udder balm makes your hands so silky smooth. And your udders too, I guess...
Fishing is about knowing when to let the line sit idle. Casting and reeling over and over spooks the fish. Letting the bait rest in one place gives the fish a chance to come out and grow curious when you give the line a little tug.
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Fishing is about knowing when to let the line sit idle. Casting and reeling over and over spooks the fish. Letting the bait rest in one place gives the fish a chance to come out and grow curious when you give the line a little tug.
"Why is your bottom in the middle?" okay Michael Vsauce, first of all that is an intimate question. Second of all, she likes being there and it makes her happy to be sandwiched between two tops.
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Why is your bottom in the middle?" okay Michael Vsauce, first of all that is an intimate question. Second of all, she likes being there and it makes her happy to be sandwiched between two tops.
Taking my shirt off is always the best part of the day
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Taking my shirt off is always the best part of the day
Bored and wishing I could meet up tonight
December 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Bored and wishing I could meet up tonight
I have to be up early tomorrow but I'm wasting my sleeping time by scrolling my feed with my dick in my hand
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I have to be up early tomorrow but I'm wasting my sleeping time by scrolling my feed with my dick in my hand
There's nothing like going in so hard that you can feel your tip scraping against her inner wall, stretching out her tight folds and slapping your sack against her inner thighs
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
There's nothing like going in so hard that you can feel your tip scraping against her inner wall, stretching out her tight folds and slapping your sack against her inner thighs
I'm getting fucked up up today. I feel like being vulnerable and low-awareness for once
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I'm getting fucked up up today. I feel like being vulnerable and low-awareness for once
I'm so unbearably horny today and I don't know what to do with all this energy
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'm so unbearably horny today and I don't know what to do with all this energy
My content may not be great, but it's original goddammit
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My content may not be great, but it's original goddammit
I know this is my horny account, but I need you all to be aware that I studied algae-based biofuel for seventy two hours straight the weekend before a presentation. I went from zero knowledge on the topic to giving a twenty minute talk on the potential and limitations of terrestrial algae farms.
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I know this is my horny account, but I need you all to be aware that I studied algae-based biofuel for seventy two hours straight the weekend before a presentation. I went from zero knowledge on the topic to giving a twenty minute talk on the potential and limitations of terrestrial algae farms.
Mutual overstimulation until neither one of us can move, legs shaking from exertion.
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Mutual overstimulation until neither one of us can move, legs shaking from exertion.
I didn't know dogs were freaky like that
Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked
DULUTH, MN—According to neighbors living near local French bulldog Ruggles, the humiliation-loving canine apparently derives intense pleasure from being stark naked, clipped to a movement-constricting...
theonion.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I didn't know dogs were freaky like that
Goddamn my neighbor for complaining about me quietly participating in a discord call
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Goddamn my neighbor for complaining about me quietly participating in a discord call
I gripped her wings tightly at the base, tugging her close and kissing her with a famished fervor
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I gripped her wings tightly at the base, tugging her close and kissing her with a famished fervor