tensai_chishiya
@tensai-chishiya.bsky.social
Five, seven, five. 🩵 Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, but it’s close enough for government work. Oh. Wait…
October 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Five, seven, five. 🩵 Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, but it’s close enough for government work. Oh. Wait…
I love the “Washington, D.C. time.”
October 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I love the “Washington, D.C. time.”
Could it have just been an email though? /s
September 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Could it have just been an email though? /s
I think this was a poor life choice of whomever green-lit this project. This isn’t a topic to make jokes about, as jokes tend to normalize and soften the crimes. I’ve loved the onion forever, but in this timeline, maybe think of the victims of these horrible crimes and not make light of this topic.
September 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I think this was a poor life choice of whomever green-lit this project. This isn’t a topic to make jokes about, as jokes tend to normalize and soften the crimes. I’ve loved the onion forever, but in this timeline, maybe think of the victims of these horrible crimes and not make light of this topic.
September 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I hate this thought, but you’re correct.
July 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I hate this thought, but you’re correct.
What?! Link? Stop it before it starts. The U can always rebuild, if you catch my drift.
July 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
What?! Link? Stop it before it starts. The U can always rebuild, if you catch my drift.
I would buy the crap out of your stuff! 🩵
June 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I would buy the crap out of your stuff! 🩵
I was once mistaken for a beached whale.
June 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I was once mistaken for a beached whale.
They’ll be raptured before they need toilet paper. They’re gonna poop on us like pigeons.
April 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
They’ll be raptured before they need toilet paper. They’re gonna poop on us like pigeons.
Was it strongly worded as well?
April 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Was it strongly worded as well?
Tesslers spontaneously combust fairly often. Too bad they don’t make golf carts.
April 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Tesslers spontaneously combust fairly often. Too bad they don’t make golf carts.
They don’t want this nonsense to end, because they still have hope for a brighter tomorrow. The rest of us are all over here using science and math to figure out that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. Fastest way to end the nonsense? Straight line. 🩵
April 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
They don’t want this nonsense to end, because they still have hope for a brighter tomorrow. The rest of us are all over here using science and math to figure out that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. Fastest way to end the nonsense? Straight line. 🩵
You are very welcome! My pleasure. Everyone needs Docs in their life 🩵
April 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You are very welcome! My pleasure. Everyone needs Docs in their life 🩵
And your Docs should be arriving by Tuesday. Enjoy!
April 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
And your Docs should be arriving by Tuesday. Enjoy!
Best of luck. 🤣💀👽
April 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Best of luck. 🤣💀👽
Whiskeyleaks (instead of Signal Gate).
March 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Whiskeyleaks (instead of Signal Gate).
Let’s not forget this.
March 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Let’s not forget this.