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Kittie 🖤🦝
@tenredpencils.bsky.social
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cat pics, stupid jokes, guinea pigs, nonsense, colourful selfies, minor adventures in polyamory & complaints

💘she/her/feral bin kitten
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good morning to you all, beloved blueskiers 💗
Archie the black and white cat dozing on the bed. Behind him is a white windowsill with books and magazines and sweet william in a vase. There is a filter over the photograph which adds little hearts
June 17, 2024 at 8:46 AM
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Timeline cleanse 🐝🐹
A baby guinea pig called Bumblebee who is orange with black stripes. She is in a pile of straw munching away, but has noticed she is being observed and paused to look at the camera
June 15, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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I have committed a terrible crime (stood up, slightly jostling him)
Archie the black and white cat lying on the grey bedsheets, looking over his shoulder at me with great annoyance
June 14, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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Some photos from my 40th birthday! 🎁💗🎈 Thank you @buttseriously.bsky.social for making it so special & thanks all of you for your lovely messages 🥰xx
Me cross-legged on the bed in a brown corduroy shirt and fishnets, looking with delight at one of my birthday gifts - books on how to play my electric organ Me and Kinew smiling as we brave the cold in the pub beer garden An aerial shot of three Guinea pigs. The two babies are nibbling grass from their food bowls. Their mum is sneaking around a third food bowl, looking very long A photo of me sitting at a table, wearing a wine coloured velvet dress and choker, looking with appreciation at my Colin the caterpillar cake
June 13, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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Birthday noodles! 🍜
Me and kinew sitting in wok & go enjoying their finest tofu noodles and cherry pepsi
June 13, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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please admire forg 💚🐸💚
A green frog coin purse with an opening mouth, from an anime called Naruto which I have never watched I’m afraid, I just love frog. There is writing on him which translates to ‘Naruto’s coinpurse’
June 12, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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salt & vinegar ‘tache
Me holding up a crisp to my face - the crisp is perfectly moustache shaped
June 12, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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finally
A badly mocked up photo of me in bed with Andi MacDowell. don’t make me explain this
June 12, 2024 at 8:23 AM
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good evening
Me and my calico cat Mini chilling on the bed together. I have my glasses on and I’m smiling and looking off to the side. Mini is glaring directly into the camera with murder in her eyes
June 11, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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I’m with Morag, this is a tentacle for sure
Fuzzy kitchen window, red pen highlighting a dark shape which is a tentacle
June 11, 2024 at 8:39 AM
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she smells like vanilla ice cream this morning 🤍🍨
Mini, my calico cat, curled up on the grey moon & star bedcovers. Her back paw is peeking out, giving you a tempting glimpse of beans. Beside her is my pen and journal, which has been blurred out so you don’t discover all of my dark secrets
June 11, 2024 at 7:59 AM
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Well I think we all know which is more likely
Text on white background that reads: ‘Possible Explanations: There are several explanations as to what the creature could be. Theories include: • An undiscovered species (a Cryptid) • A scarf’
June 10, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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SPOTTED - anyone know what this could be?? I think it’s a kind of hench mouse #UKCryptid 🇬🇧🦎
A mystery creature hiding in the shadows. Could it be the blonde daughter of King Kong? A huge mouse with superhuman powers? A guinea pig?
June 10, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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Ralph from the Simpsons I’m Helping meme
June 10, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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told Mini my woes, turns out she is too freaky to care 😔
Mini my calico cat, sitting on the green carpet in a ray of sunlight, her little front paws tucked under. She is mid-yawn and you can see her tongue and spiky teeth. However, she has her eyes open and is looking at me so the effect is kind of strange
June 10, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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more unrealistic loving standards for women smdh
Spotify lyrics to Robert Palmer’s She Makes My Day, where it just repeats the line ‘she’s all good loving at once’
June 10, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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Today’s task: once again fuck all my tasks off and just read this book the whole time
I’m holding a copy of A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara up to the camera
June 10, 2024 at 7:02 AM
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Mini reading your posts
Mini the calico cat sitting on a grey sofa looking at the camera with her usual adorable face of utter disdain
June 8, 2024 at 9:25 AM
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she is being extremely normal about me changing the sheets
Photo of the end of my bed - there is a table pushed up against it, and on the chair under the table is Mini, my calico cat. She is sideways with huge manic eyes and her little vampire teeth showing. She is clawing the end of bedsheet like it was posing a terrible threat to her wellbeing
June 7, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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yes I am having a very comfortable and normal lie-down thank you
Archie the black and white cat, at the top of a wooden ladder, lying sideways. His head is awkwardly sticking out, and he has his back feet pressed up against the wood. He is glaring at me for questioning his choice of position
June 7, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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three hours into our day-long Shrek marathon 💚🍿
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Kinew and I sitting on the sofa smiling at the camera. We’re both wearing a lot of green
June 6, 2024 at 1:11 PM
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the face of a woman in a cinema public bathroom about to have her dreams crushed 🦕💔🦖
Me standing in the red and blue tiled toilets at the cinema. I am wearing a belted powder blue dress, with various green and orange dinosaurs on it. I have a T rex necklace and green leaf earrings. I have dark wine coloured lipstick on and a green velvet hair bow. I am leaning on the countertop with one hand and have the other on my backpack strap and I am looking down into the camera of the phone which is propped against the mirror
June 5, 2024 at 7:52 AM
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this is a liefuck and I resent the implication that I cannot grammar
Character headcanon generator: Katie uses the word fuck like a comma
June 5, 2024 at 7:42 AM
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bonus suspicious dragon
Mini the calico cat, curled up on the bed squinting moodily at the camera. she is so sick of my shit.
June 4, 2024 at 9:58 AM
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smiley boi to brighten your Tuesday morning 🤍☺️🖤
Archie, my black and white cat, sleeping on the duvet with one ear squashed under his head. His paw is pulled up under his chin. He has a smudgey nose and a cute smiley little mouth.
June 4, 2024 at 9:48 AM