I guess we’re all coming to Bluesky now?

The Felines are getting their winter fluff in and if you need me, I will be here putting my face into it

Nothing quite beats the feeling seeing your manager’s expression turn to pure panic when you walk into their office and immediately start sobbing

“I’m not insulting your dick, it’s just your dick and Stuart Little are the same size.”

Crimes have been committed in this household and now the kitties get no nighttime treats, because they stole them and ate them while I was at work.

My TikTok feed is nothing but @hozier.bsky.social videos and the excitement I feel for next month’s concert is making me feral

I’m ready to complain about the winter weather now. Summer has had enough complaints.

Does this mean I’m one of the cool kids now?