There are suggestions to repeat a mantra-ish phrase, as well as a lot of snaps, because we love snaps. As always, no suggestions that should affect you after listening.

Feedback is literally why I make these files. Please, please let me know what you thought. Or didn’t think, as the case may be.

One possibility could be breed-oriented rescue groups - they’re often volunteer-run and end up doing a lot of fostering, which only goes up when the economy goes to shit and people have to give up their pets.

I have never been stuck in hypnosis despite continued efforts to be stuck in hypnosis. I will not let that stop me in this important scientific effort.

It really is good!!

Bahahahaha I love that the algorithm both knew and didn’t know. Ummm… be sure to like comment and subscribe? 😂😂😂😂

Wait this auto-played for you??? I love that and I am so sorry.

Because I still care about being ethical, even when I’m shitposting: This is an “induction,” with no suggestions, and a wakener that is of questionable efficacy. Also, my first-ever vocal effects! Think of this as cutting-edge, not as a four-minute-long dare gone wrong.

* “all Draculas are vampires, but not all vampires are Draculas”

… so you’re saying it’s time to break out the lukewarm takes?

I’m not at all sure I’d use that word for it…