When I need a character reference and all it wants to do is sell me the entire contents of etsy related to that character

The VP of the company was caught in an audio recording being angry about the "poor people" who buy their product, then went on further to make derogatory comments about Indian employees.

The person who complained about it was fired, but I think they've filed a wrongful termination lawsuit

My expectation was literally a small little compact manga book, suffice to say, I'm really enjoying it so far

Same, but I hope my remains are mildly cursed

This is a little embarrassing, but are you aware of The Onion as a publication? It’s all satire…

Beatboxing puppy.

Hubris, so strong they didn’t think they could possibly fail, their last save was years ago

Stop being better than me and regress right this second, mister