tendervigilante.bsky.social
@tendervigilante.bsky.social
I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!
#StrangerThings
#GooniesNeverSayDie
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Sure Die Hard blah blah blah, okay.
We all know this is the best alt-Christmas movie of all time.
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Happy t(H)anksgiving
#Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
boy that 2 year wait for S3 then that 3 year wait for the next season then another 3 years for this season of stranger things really made me not at all excited anymore for stranger things

like i pretty much already forgot about it until now
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
made more of my famous Hanksgiving turkey magnets for the holiday!
if you're in Kansas City & want one, just head down to the vault at the Kansas City Public Library Central (downtown) branch!
#Thanksgiving
#Hanksgiving
#TomHanks
#KansasCity
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
damn this is a good EP, Kelsea Ballerini; some really great introspective country pop
#KelseaBallerini
#PopMusic
#CountryPop
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i do a weekly weird facts thing on our bulletin board at work & did you know that it in Switzerland it's illegal for people to own just one guinea pig because guinea pigs are social animals & get lonely on their own?
#CuteAnimals
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
driving *12* hrs to & from #Thanksgiving (3 to my mom, 9 to drive us both to Santa Fe b/c my sister just HAS to have her family out there even tho WE ALL (me/my mom/her kids) live in KS & NE) so I'm ordering Mad Libs b/c what the fuck else are we gonna do for 18 FUCKING HOURS OF TRAVEL TIME TOGETHER
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
🎶 three bucks
two bags
one dooooouuuuuuuche 🎶
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
also "liberal feminism" is a fallacy as feminism is inherently liberal at its core

the only "conservative feminism" that would exist is misogyny
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
if there was ever a photo that represented a man's pure contempt & disregard for his fellow man it's this one
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
20th anniversary of #Madonna's Confessions on a Dance Floor coming up (my fave of hers).
Fun trivia: Madonna was working on a musical about actress Texas Guinan, who ran speakeasy clubs in NYC during prohibition. Her saying was "Hello, suckers! Come on in and leave your wallet on the bar!"
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
goddam, AI is total shit
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Zohran Mamdani has been a American citizen and lived here longer than Melania & Elon. And unlike them, he actually grew up here.
Fuck off, Andy. I guess you focusing on racist shit like this is why Tennessee is literally the worst state to live in.
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
emily
honey

no
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Let them eat ballroom.
October 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I don't understand why any journalists aren't like, "If this is true it should be very easy to prove, where is your proof?"
Because they always make outrageous claims like this that, if true, would be so fucking easy to prove.
October 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
One of the scariest movies I've ever seen is on Netflix and it's under an hour long.
#HorrorMovies
#Halloween
October 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
👀
October 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
goddamn AI is trash lol
October 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
i made a thing
October 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM