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alex 🗡️🫀
@tenderhound.scares.men
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butch softie with strong arms (she/her) • caitvi / multifandom yearner + lover of women ⚢ (💍 em) • 33 🔞 + 🚫TERFs • 🇨🇦🇨🇭

just here to yap, flex, and act lesbianistically 💥
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Blank bingo card for Top Bingo with options: big spoon willing to learn things for others will throw down for friends good with kids good cook loves to perform swears in casual conversation smokes/drinks incredibly caring isn't afraid to admit sensitivity wants to carry their partner(s) good flirt free space prefers to be direct "haha", "lol", "lmao" comforting yet powerful energy knows being respectful is more important than being in control secretly likes bratty bottoms can handle conflict wants to protect everyone bear hugs can make phone calls big tease loves giving aftercare likes making people feel good Blank bingo card for Bottom Bingo with options: tries their best to help others prefers not to drive draws a lot/wants to draw a lot keysmashes can you order for me? says “heck” a lot can’t make decisions i’m baby thinks you did something wrong when you didn’t chaotic loves romance uwu/owo free space soft tm wears socks around the house clingy makes typos a lot sensitive loves animals *snuggle* *cuddle* clumsy blushes stutters can’t make eye contact texts back really fast
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Where's my prize? 🤔
Bingo card for Top Bingo with options (all but two crossed): big spoon (crossed) willing to learn things for others (crossed) will throw down for friends (crossed) good with kids (crossed) good cook (crossed) loves to perform (crossed) swears in casual conversation (crossed) smokes/drinks (crossed) incredibly caring (crossed) isn't afraid to admit sensitivity (crossed) wants to carry their partner(s) (crossed) good flirt (crossed) free space (crossed) prefers to be direct (crossed) "haha", "lol", "lmao" (crossed) comforting yet powerful energy knows being respectful is more important than being in control (crossed) secretly likes bratty bottoms (crossed) can handle conflict (crossed) wants to protect everyone (crossed) bear hugs (crossed) can make phone calls (crossed) big tease loves giving aftercare (crossed) likes making people feel good (crossed)
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
tenderhound.scares.men
Devoured this maqluba with some dear friends today 🇵🇸
Palestinian maqluba (مَقْلُوبَة) served on a table and surrounded by plates and bowls of yogurt sauce; a small, glass flower pot (with yellow flowers) and a large bowl of cucumber/tomato salad are behind the maqluba
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
tenderhound.scares.men
Bruh
An image of a text message to Alex with an episode screenshot showing Emma (Lizze Broadway) from Gen V alongside the message, "Lookin ass" 😭
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
tenderhound.scares.men
Keep forgetting that I'm blonde now... I'm blaming the edible this time around 😮‍💨
A selfie of Alex in her bathroom. She has brown-to-blonde, shoulder-length hair and her left hand rests on her chin; she's wearing horn-rimmed glasses, a gold chain, and a beige tee. Alex's shower is visible in the background.
November 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
tenderhound.scares.men
Just got jump-scared by this absolutely tremendous hat in a documentary short about Japanese retail workers
A white dad hat with black, serif text on the front that reads, "SUNRISE IS SPARKLE when sunrise......................smile." The subtitle overlaid on the bottom of the image also reads, "As a result, those in the retail industry often work through the New Year's to prepare."
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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✌️
Arms from Gunpla Mom's PG Strike Rouge build with a red heart drawn over the hands
October 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Final harvest of the year on deck! 🍅 #gardensky
Various red and green tomatoes (beefsteak, cherry, etc.), bell peppers, jalapeno peppers, and squash laid out on a bright table. Alex's garden is peeking through the window in the background 😍
October 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
tenderhound.scares.men
I am feeling respected
Meme of a kitten surrounded by various flying heart emojis looking at a phone whilst under a cozy blanket
October 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tenderhound.scares.men
Abs are finally getting thicker 🙏 Stay tuned for another update (after many more leg raises) in like, six months, lmao
Alex taking a selfie in her bathroom mirror; she's wearing a gold chain and lifting up her black tank top to show off her abs (hehe)
October 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Thank you from both of us, hehe 🌹
That one "I LOVE MY WIFE!" picture with a red and blue figure holding hands (it's me and Em)
October 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
tenderhound.scares.men
It's been almost a decade and I still can't get enough of her
Em standing in front of a lakehouse window with her back to the camera; through the window, Lake Ontario stretches out into the distance
October 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
tenderhound.scares.men
They're beautiful...
Focused photo of an Ironmaster adjustable dumbbell with 35 pounds loaded in total. The dumbbell is sitting on top of flat bench and a couple of fixed dumbbells can be seen on the floor in the background.
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Getting my Ironmaster dumbbells in the mail today 💪

Also looking forward to ranting about why they're better than any adjustable dumbbell sets with cages/slide-turn weight selectors... respectfully, that shit is ass
Screenshot of a shipping email showing two items: (1) Heavy Handle Plate Kit, and (2) Ironmaster Quick-Lock Adjustable dumbbells
October 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
tenderhound.scares.men
Edible consumed 👌
Photo of a frog completely covered and laying in brown mud; white text along the top of the image reads, "Unbothered. Wet. Happy. In my goop. Slopped up. Squelching."
October 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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MEME: Photo of a Shiba Inu sitting in a shopping cart, looking disappointed; a person is off-screen but their forearm and finger enter the image and are visible on the right, pointing at the Shiba Inu. Plain, white text on the image (in the top-right corner) reads, "No horny!"
September 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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What the hell is this, bruh? 😭 I just want a second bar for my garage...
Another tiny man hanging off of a wall-mounted pull-up bar
September 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
tenderhound.scares.men
Laughing uncontrollably at the little guys edited into advertising photos for pull-up bars
An advertising photo for a plain, black pull-up bar with a tiny/disproportionate man hanging off the main bar (while doing a leg raise) Advertising photos for three triangle pull-up bars; each one also has a tiny man Photoshopped in, lmao
September 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Do NOT spill coffee all over your dumbbells and floor at 8 a.m.
A black-and-white photo of a pair of 25-pound dumbbells placed into a white bathtub.
September 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
tenderhound.scares.men
Classique ✨
A Tumblr post with a image and text description. The image shows two lines screenshotted from a fanfic: "The year is 2020. The government decided to enslave every boy with a boypussy. These victims are" The description is written by user "floozys": "there's so much to say but i will just say this, this glee fanfiction was written in 2014, i really want to ask what made the author believe that 2020, six short years from then, was the best year to base this dystopian nightmare, what could possibly happen in six years to result in this"
September 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
tenderhound.scares.men
Decent hit with the 12-gauge shotty. Too soon? 🙃 #gunsky
September 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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My humble (and v. #lesbian) contribution to #biceptember
A black-and-white photo of tenderhound taking a mirror selfie while flexing her right arm; she's wearing a black baseball cap and black tank top. Another black-and-white photo of tenderhound taking a selfie while flexing her left arm against her side; she's wearing a black tank top and gold chain. (Please ignore my busted blinds... have to renovate my house's windows soon!)
September 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
tenderhound.scares.men
#JustButchThings
Results from the IDRlabs Sex Values Test: - Attraction: Feminine - Sex Drive: Hypersexual - Dominance Axis: Dominant - Deviance Axis: Kinky - Affection Axis: Affective
September 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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She's chopped, cooked, and busted, your honour
Screenshot of a tweet that reads, "removed stuff from my bio cuz im tired of hearing ab it ok yall won good job for making me feel bad ab labels"
September 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Can I post guns on here? Whatever 😤
September 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM