——If you stab yourself with it, while not damaging you at all.

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It's kinda useless. And stupid.

They gave me some of their treasures instead. Like this knife.. and a few tons of their steel for you and 'Sabi. Decided to give most of the money to some of the locals. I think they're making a statue of me in their new kingdom, or whatever.

Anyways, after all of that, they crowned me as a hero, or something.. tried to set me up with this princess.. arranged marrriage isn't really my thing, so I declined. Turns out she liked the OTHER nation's prince.. so, y'know how that ended.

Turns out, however, that they had a BUNCH of war machines for each other. All of them went haywire, and started ripping cities apart.ᐟ Did you know my ink can melt through Sharkling Steel.ᐣ Had to knock down like five-hundred of these TITANS.

So.ᐟ They thought I was some sort of antichrist, or whatever.. super lame. Had to do a bunch of stuff for them to get them to trust me, and then I had to convince their Queen to make amends with the other nation's King.

Somehow, it was stolen from THEM by a rivalling nation of Sharklings.. real nasty guys. Didn't really take too kindly to my diplomatic efforts.ᐟ Something about my ink being "radiant", or whatever. Went against their religion.

—Turns out, this little knife is supposed to be magical, or something.ᐣ Anyways, it's why I got sent there.ᐟ It belonged to this Sharkling king's great-grandmother, and had been stolen in some sort of war against the Salmonids about two-hundred years ago.

hey 'sabi.