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Father Guacamole 🥑
@tenbells.bsky.social
She/Her. Writing, reading, space, cats, video games, finding scraps of joy. My pain is chronic but my ass is iconic.
Five teeth taken out, and she is completely zooted.
April 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My birding life might have peaked.
March 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Bad news: you read Bloodmarked by @tracydeonn.bsky.social when you had COVID and can't remember any of it.

Good news: Now you have an excuse to reread the series from the beginning in order to enjoy Oathbound! (Fajita is very excited.)
March 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This Fajita Friday, we're trying to figure out our next book to read. We need something to escape. 😑
February 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Their rap album drops in April, and there are three songs dedicated to hating Drake.
February 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
We had a tornado warning last night and the weather radio didn't go off, but hey, at least we didn't blow away.
February 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I would like everyone to know I am eating one of these pies in bed, which means my life is probably better than your life.
February 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
While I stay awake worrying about the present and future of our country, this is how Fajita sleeps.
February 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
💀 Happy Fajita Friday! 🦴 Are you currently reading anything you want to talk about?

Last night Fajita and I finished up The Resurrectionist by A. Rae Dunlap, a queer historical fiction about the butchering art in Edinburgh! What a fun, atmospheric read. It was a great distraction from real life.
January 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Daily Fajita: I have a feeling a lot of us on this planet need to be looked at with love, so here you go.
January 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Guess what cross-eyed creature went back to bed this morning after I got ready for work.
January 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
BOOP.
January 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Also I should add that Sherpa helped with art direction.
January 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Happy Fajita Friday!

What are you currently reading? Fajita and I are reading "One Dark Window". I am not normally one for the romantasy genre, but this one is pretty fun so far! I needed something light; the world is a trash heap and sometimes you just want to read about pretty people boning.
January 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Daily Fajita, with her stairs at her sink. Disgusting spoiled child.
January 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Daily Fajita!
January 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This gorgeous princess showed up at my feeder today!
January 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
What about pics where she's begging for chicken
January 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
@reiz-ab.bsky.social asked me for Fajita foot pics and who I am to deny? This is how her majesty was positioned when I woke up yesterday morning.
January 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Tits.
January 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I give Fajita a Churu at 8pm every night. It is 8:01. My life is in danger.
January 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Happy Fajita Friday, everyone! What are you currently reading?

I'm currently about a quarter through Olivie Blake's upcoming "Gifted & Talented" fantasy novel, which is wickedly funny and filled to the brim with nasty, self-absorbed characters.
January 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
House finch: Uh, hey, Mr. Cardinal, could you maybe please not crowd me--?

Cardinal: FUCK ALL YOU LOVE INCLUDING YOUR MOTHER

(I love birds so much.)
January 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Kate's out of town and Sherpa (who is her cat) is cuddling with me, and Fajita (who is my cat) is piiiiiissed.
January 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"BOX CATS come get your BOX CATS, before the trash collector does!!"
January 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM