Tiffcat
@tenaciousxxtiff.bsky.social
I feel like I'm the worst so I always act like I'm the best
Me because it’s routinely below 76 degrees in the apartment now
a dalmatian dog is sitting in the snow with a quote from the movie 101 dalmatians .
ALT: a dalmatian dog is sitting in the snow with a quote from the movie 101 dalmatians .
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November 19, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Me because it’s routinely below 76 degrees in the apartment now
I don’t like movies being turned into musicals.
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I don’t like movies being turned into musicals.
I just remembered people could be talking about me. Like I left a legacy or something. Or made their life hell. Either way, free rent 💁🏼♀️
October 30, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I just remembered people could be talking about me. Like I left a legacy or something. Or made their life hell. Either way, free rent 💁🏼♀️
My last fight with Aj was because I was convinced the chorus of I’ll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan was just describing women and he disagreed
October 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
My last fight with Aj was because I was convinced the chorus of I’ll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan was just describing women and he disagreed
I used to be the friend that woke up first. Now I’m the friend that sleeps in.
August 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I used to be the friend that woke up first. Now I’m the friend that sleeps in.
Local Von’s doesn’t want me to bulk. Never having fair life or good culture cottage cheese in stock 😤
August 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Local Von’s doesn’t want me to bulk. Never having fair life or good culture cottage cheese in stock 😤
The edible kicked in. I thought that glass of milk was never gonna end.
August 10, 2025 at 8:38 AM
The edible kicked in. I thought that glass of milk was never gonna end.
Me: I’m going to donate these clothes.
My cat aka Ultra Piss Cat: The fuck you are. -pisses-
My cat aka Ultra Piss Cat: The fuck you are. -pisses-
July 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Me: I’m going to donate these clothes.
My cat aka Ultra Piss Cat: The fuck you are. -pisses-
My cat aka Ultra Piss Cat: The fuck you are. -pisses-
-immediately after a gummy-
A: you’re so high!
T: I’m not high!
-20 minutes later-
T: …can you explain the carpool lane to me..?
A: you’re so high!
T: I’m not high!
-20 minutes later-
T: …can you explain the carpool lane to me..?
July 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
-immediately after a gummy-
A: you’re so high!
T: I’m not high!
-20 minutes later-
T: …can you explain the carpool lane to me..?
A: you’re so high!
T: I’m not high!
-20 minutes later-
T: …can you explain the carpool lane to me..?
Emily Blunt admitting her crush was Roy Scheider in Jaws got me inspired.
My crush was Richard E. Grant in Spice World.
My crush was Richard E. Grant in Spice World.
July 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Emily Blunt admitting her crush was Roy Scheider in Jaws got me inspired.
My crush was Richard E. Grant in Spice World.
My crush was Richard E. Grant in Spice World.
I could probably pinpoint the moment my mom thought “This guy’s gonna marry my daughter”
July 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I could probably pinpoint the moment my mom thought “This guy’s gonna marry my daughter”
Watching Fight Club but because I’m 36, instead of causing anti-capitalist domestic terrorism, I’m just cleaning my apartment.
July 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Watching Fight Club but because I’m 36, instead of causing anti-capitalist domestic terrorism, I’m just cleaning my apartment.
Me, a 35 year old: Mom, can we go to Disneyland?
My mom: Yep.
My mom: Yep.
June 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Me, a 35 year old: Mom, can we go to Disneyland?
My mom: Yep.
My mom: Yep.
I cannot believe they are remaking The War of the Roses
June 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I cannot believe they are remaking The War of the Roses
I am so grateful whenever a dance that includes twerking goes viral on TikTok
June 14, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I am so grateful whenever a dance that includes twerking goes viral on TikTok
Seeing ripped dudes on tiktok gives me slight motivation to work out.
June 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Seeing ripped dudes on tiktok gives me slight motivation to work out.
BotW: Did almost everything except defeat Ganon, stopped playing for a loooong time, went back, defeated Ganon, cried probably, stopped playing, went back and found all the korok seeds.
June 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
BotW: Did almost everything except defeat Ganon, stopped playing for a loooong time, went back, defeated Ganon, cried probably, stopped playing, went back and found all the korok seeds.
Feels like in the last few years, cosmetic services have changed in a way where I’m at the mercy of an artist or stylist. Or maybe because I’m in a bigger city, that’s just how it is? Not sure but I’m finding it frustrating.
May 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Feels like in the last few years, cosmetic services have changed in a way where I’m at the mercy of an artist or stylist. Or maybe because I’m in a bigger city, that’s just how it is? Not sure but I’m finding it frustrating.
It’s the little things. Like being in interstate and having to following the signs that say “Beaches” to go home ☺️
May 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It’s the little things. Like being in interstate and having to following the signs that say “Beaches” to go home ☺️
Today is World Turtle Day. Shoutout to the turtle who high-fived my leg in Akumal a couple months ago, hope you’re thriving!
May 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Today is World Turtle Day. Shoutout to the turtle who high-fived my leg in Akumal a couple months ago, hope you’re thriving!
Got rid of Netflix 3 years ago(after having it for 10 years). Still glad. Their decisions have been abysmal
May 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Got rid of Netflix 3 years ago(after having it for 10 years). Still glad. Their decisions have been abysmal
I posted to my Instagram stories insinuating my poor mental state and I’m wondering if I should count the hours until my mom or dad call lol
May 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I posted to my Instagram stories insinuating my poor mental state and I’m wondering if I should count the hours until my mom or dad call lol
I mean this with the most honesty and truthfulness I can muster. Whenever I hear the President make a speech, I truly feel that I have lost more brain cells than if I had drank 18 margaritas.
a man in a suit and tie says " what you just said "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " what you just said "
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May 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I mean this with the most honesty and truthfulness I can muster. Whenever I hear the President make a speech, I truly feel that I have lost more brain cells than if I had drank 18 margaritas.
Impromptu tattoo? Of course!
April 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Impromptu tattoo? Of course!