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Allen F.
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PNW 🌲 Apple Pie 🥧 Coffee ☕ Nerd 👓

Living it up in Everett
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Belated Oregon Coast Aquarium shenanigans
#travel #otter @otter.blue
A handsome man kneeling in front of a sleeping sea otter, thinking about how to best steal it A swarm of fish lit all mysteriously and dramatically Two queers goofing inside a giant replica shark mouth
July 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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First day of vacation = success. Five more to go 📚
#booktok #roguereader #IgnoreTheLostBooksTheyAreReallyBad
A stack of books on an entryway table.
July 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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If your bookstore doesn't have a whole section dedicated to calculators then get the fuck out
#books #shoplocal #shopspecific
A book store shelf with a "calculators" sign
July 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Eugene bound! Trains!
@otter.blue !
The husband in front of a train window as the scenery blurs by. Very hipster. Very manic.
July 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Forgot to share, thanks for the great birthday weekend, @otter.blue 😘
#ziplining #ThirtyandThriving
David and Allen leaning back off a platform ledge to their deaths except just kidding they are harnessed and attached to the ziplines tree David rappelling down a tree like a hipster Spider-Man
July 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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First time and a great time in Vegas 🎰
#travel #NotAWinner #HotAF
Allen definitely keeping it cool and normal posing in a paper crown with 5 hot, shirtless men dressed as warriors Allen and coworker Chris cheesing for the camera in front of the Excalibur casino lit up at night A fancy, richer than me tiger woman swinging over a river in the Bellagio garden
June 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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It's snail season!!!!
#PNWwildlife #ItLungedAtMe
Up close photo of a yellowish snail on a retaining wall
May 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Sultan River Canyon Trail
#hiking #BurgersOnTheWayHome
The handsome husband sitting by a creek and admiring the scenery A washed out trail that was way more rapid in person Two husbands relaxing at the end of the trail together
May 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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We joined the rest of the gays in western Washington at the Kylie concert 🌈
A group of queer friends cheesing for the camera in front of a Kylie Minogue concert sign Two men with their arms around each other's waists standing in front of a Kylie Minogue concert sign
April 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I didn't realize we built this new chair expressly for the baby grandma
#kitty #thief #homewrecker
A Siamese cat sitting on a blanket covered chair
April 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Installed shelves in a weird blank area in the bedroom, supes masc
#HGTV #Healed #Masc4Masc
A weird, dumb, stupid alcove with a pile of blankets and pillows, as if it were a failed reading nook (it was). A normal, smart, sexy alcove with shelves and still way too many pillows.
March 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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My computer has trust issues 😶
A computer screen with the text "The trust relationship between the workstation and the primary domain failed"
March 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I'm such a good millennial, I only show aftermath photos of my food
#datenight
Photo of an empty dessert plate at a restaurant with a lit candle
March 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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First fire (and hotdogs) of the season! We were soon rained out 😭
#PrepperLife #PlatosCave
A small fire place on a brick patio
March 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Chasing and creeping on the store cat 😻
#kittysky #TheHunt(2020)
Photo taken from behind a store display of a chunky store kitty Photo from down low of the same store kitty hiding behind some bird food
March 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Custom minifigs of the hubby and I ♥️
#husbands #lego
Two custom Lego minifigs on a shelf with other knickknacks
February 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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First time making pineapple upsidedown cake! Bit spongy, but good 🍍
#baking #ForHire
Homemade pineapple upsidedown cake on a plate
February 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Be gay, go to ballet
Ballet program for The Sleeping Beauty performed by the PNW Ballet
February 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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I've gone full hippie and made my own deodorant (now to see if it works)
#tradwife #homesteading
Three deodorant tubes with the foreground one opened, filled with homemade deodorant A bunch of oils and wax melting in a double boiler
February 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Pips playing with her toys 😻
(Sorry for the weird camera angle, I was high)
#kitty
February 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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It begins! Also look at the baby grandma kitty 😻
#lego #kitty
The Lego set for Starry Night in the foreground and a cat playing with toys in the background
February 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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I've never been a fan of fire type starters 😅
Picture of all the pokemon starters with hearts of the chosen favorites including: Bulbasaur, Piplup, Rowlette, Totodile, Snivy, Sobble, Treeco, Froakie, Sprigatito
January 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Homemade, vegetarian grandslam with a cheesy procedural to start this Sunday 😋
A plate of eggs, waffles, and veggie bacon with a mug of coffee in the background
January 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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New shower!
Before: gross, chipped, homophobic
After: fresh, sleek, unproblematic
(Stole the photos from the husband @otter.blue)
An old fiberglass shower with dozens of patches on the floor New shower installation with a porcelain tub and glass doors
January 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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High night with the husband, building Lego sets and unwinding 😌
#husbands #weekend
Photo of two Lego sets, one a rainbow platform with diverse figures and the other a potted bamboo plant. A rainbow Lego set and a potted bamboo set with custom funkos of the builders and their cat mixed in.
January 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM