hell yeah

Trying to survive after the regime collapses?

Everyone knows who their parent company is though, and the only way to get the Mouse’s attention is to fuck with the money.

Oh yeah that’s fine. There’s other esoteric madness I wouldn’t be down for.

serious question can you summarize what mechsploitation is because I’m pretty sure I have a good idea using context clues but there are some parts of AO3 where I dare not tread because that way madness lies

Goodbye, little bird. May whatever you find out there be better than what you were given here.

And when the last of us grows too weary, from the baked earth and the poison sky, there will be no rest on soft ground.
There will be no tears shed as there were for you. We ensured there is nothing left for us, and so there will be nothing left of us.

I hope, when we laid you in the shade and the herbs, when your struggle grew too much for your body, that you knew some measure of peace.
I hope that where you go, the sky is free and the breeze is cool.
I hope there is a heaven for you, little bird.

Your fear was real. These giant things, cooing in their alien tongue and looming over you.
Did you understand, when you were picked up in soft cloth?
Did the cool water ease your pain as it grew so hard to beat your tiny wings?
I wish it had been different.

Did you know the freedom and peace of an open sky before it became too much?
The world was too hot for you, the air too heavy. The sky, your home, taken by men.
Giant of stature and small of mind, they poisoned your sky and baked the earth, for numbers in ledgers you never could have read.

who is D’Alexandertagnan?

honestly I cannot wait to see this dude get laid out in public

Yup. You didn’t know they’re a couple?

What is the costume jewelry on the Amy Winehouse cake?

it’s a good alibi! there’s even pizza!

That is definitely what they want you to think - history books and classes have an alarming lack of “so this hardcore motherfucker named John Brown got some dudes together…”

You were at my place the whole time, we ordered pizza and played tabletop games.