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The ultimate festive greeting
December 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The ultimate festive greeting
Why not open testimony?
December 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Why not open testimony?
Overheard Hitler whispering to Goring The guy behind us is definitely on his way out
December 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Overheard Hitler whispering to Goring The guy behind us is definitely on his way out
Surely his ultimate fantasy would be to fuck himself
December 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Surely his ultimate fantasy would be to fuck himself
The power of the spoken word minus grammar and Syntax
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The power of the spoken word minus grammar and Syntax
To paraphrase I know you wouldn't come here spouting shit you can't prove But you did It doesn't get any better than that
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
To paraphrase I know you wouldn't come here spouting shit you can't prove But you did It doesn't get any better than that
Jr's just rubbing gel on his gums because he's suffering from mouth ulcers
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Jr's just rubbing gel on his gums because he's suffering from mouth ulcers
That waist line seems to demonstrate a lack of unpreparedness for a rapid response military situation
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
That waist line seems to demonstrate a lack of unpreparedness for a rapid response military situation
Smart Casual ?
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Smart Casual ?
Woulda been leading the charge but he's got trouble with his feet
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Woulda been leading the charge but he's got trouble with his feet
The old mob boss mentality works all the way on up
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The old mob boss mentality works all the way on up
It's the old mean it don't really mean it but it should happen Trump speil It's just how sociopaths always distance themselves from what they really would like to do
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It's the old mean it don't really mean it but it should happen Trump speil It's just how sociopaths always distance themselves from what they really would like to do
Terrifying and inciteful portrays into the musings of the orange sociopath Always spot on
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Terrifying and inciteful portrays into the musings of the orange sociopath Always spot on
What if the reporter had countered with fatty to his piggy He can only hand it out never take it back
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
What if the reporter had countered with fatty to his piggy He can only hand it out never take it back
Trump's not a violent person He just wants his adversaries dispatched quickly and humanely
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Trump's not a violent person He just wants his adversaries dispatched quickly and humanely
Dictators wet dream Any reporter on AF 1 who offends Caesar lose height and out they go MBS would approve
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Dictators wet dream Any reporter on AF 1 who offends Caesar lose height and out they go MBS would approve
If Pam can't stop it we'll go to Defcon 1
November 17, 2025 at 7:22 AM
If Pam can't stop it we'll go to Defcon 1
How are we gonna get our jollie festive lights on our lampposts this year Some arseholes have strapped flags halfway up the posts
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
How are we gonna get our jollie festive lights on our lampposts this year Some arseholes have strapped flags halfway up the posts
Here in the UK we say what happens in America happens here next Most of us (I hope) are praying this is the begining of the end for him x
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Here in the UK we say what happens in America happens here next Most of us (I hope) are praying this is the begining of the end for him x
Best wishes x
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Best wishes x
We are talking Trump here Magnets Magnetic You know the things we stick on fridge doors Give us a break x
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
We are talking Trump here Magnets Magnetic You know the things we stick on fridge doors Give us a break x
A lot of people don't know this but the M in MRI stands for Magnets
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
A lot of people don't know this but the M in MRI stands for Magnets
Point taken x
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Point taken x
You could always have a giggle at the Blackshirts but when the SS goose-steped down the road nobody laughed
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You could always have a giggle at the Blackshirts but when the SS goose-steped down the road nobody laughed
Pay attention When Mosely goose stepped in the East End everyone had a bit of a giggle When the SS did it nobody was laughing
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Pay attention When Mosely goose stepped in the East End everyone had a bit of a giggle When the SS did it nobody was laughing